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Formerly

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first for velika srbija

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anime

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I want to COLONISE that planet.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Are you man enough for those conditions? Or is it a mother joke in the making?

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I am a total mess

Screencap the conversation with the bitch or shut the fuck up forever. I'll even translate it for you.

Fyrom: Yugoslavia’s scrotum.

Captcha: tractors

Try finding something good that might distract you. Cats, music, movie, whatever

Its cringe

Well, Tranitche? What part of Armenia did they march into? And when did that happen?

Just tell us what you wrote shizo

Told you its cringe

Yes, we have more inhospitable places on our planet and people still live there.

Nigga I ain't gonna pick it out of your throat with a bastun like you're a 5 year old girl saying everything's fine but still crying. Man up and tell us whatchu said. Everyone's written some cringe shit, I'll post some of my own if you tell us.

Read the info box again.

Sashko, do you support Armenia or Azerbaijan?

hmm, just keep trying diff kinds
the macedonians have "ajvar" which i hear is similar, tho never tried it
(You)

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>Azeris dindu
xaxaxaxaxaxaxa
Why do you always have to lie Sloni?

What part of Armenia did Azeris march into, Tranita? Come on, let's see that 115 (on a no name online test) IQ in action.

Sloni refuses to verbally lose to a tranny, but he will submit to his lusts physically.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>he doesn't live inside a volcano(1170 degrees Celsius) on Earth
I think I'll be fine.

>what part of armenia
historic armenian lands
much like israel is the land of the jews

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Non-retarded, non-Serbian sources do claim increased air traffic between TR and AZR in the weeks preceding the conflict.

>vute is gone all day
>tranita is back
Hmm.

extreme cases of mondays

vute = tranita confirmed 100% by facts and logic

It’s not even Monday, not for two more minutes.

R8 my summary of the conflict
>be Armenian
>start chimping out, vandalizing Azeri property and expelling Azeris en masse starting with Kapan expulsions in 1987
>get massacred by those refugees in Sumgait
>shit starts escalating
>hold two illegal referendums
>illegally secede but never recognize their rogue state
>defeat Azerbaijan, mainly because of superior military command that served in Afghanistan
>refuse to make any meaningful concessions
>refuse to let the refugees return, Azeri cities like Agdam, Jabrayil and Fuzuli don't have a single roof now but it's okay because we waz genocided
>settle Syrian Armenians in some of the 7 occupied districts outside of Nagorno-Karabakh autonomnaya oblast
>notice Azerbaijan is getting richer and stronger but instead of doing something about it choose to believe in your histrionic Orthodog delusions
>hold a constitutional referendum in Artsakh
>chimp out in a colored revolution, the only country protecting your asses (Russia) is angry
>elect a fucking journalist
>Pashinyan completely rejects Madrid Principles of Settlement
>his ugly wife holds larpy military exercises with other ugly foids in NKR
>they organize sports events, speeches and whatnot in internationally recognized Azeri lands
>even make provocations directed at Turkey about the Sevres treaty

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No one is reading your retarded shit, slonislav

anxiety always comes before the event lol

It can only get better you know

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>get attacked
>oy vey we are innocent!!!
>but we are also totally BTFOing Azeris [insert fairytales about le ebin 200 KIA counteroffensives, finishing blow great encirclements, Azeris running away to Iran and other assorted bullshit]
>deny the capture of Madagiz
>deny the capture of Jabrayil
>deny the capture of Hadrut
>deny the capture of Füzuli
>Zangilan...
>Qubadli...
>Shusha...
>deny every captured city despite tons of evidence
>don't even contemplate the idea that Azeris might be BTFOing you, completely underestimate your opponent and dismiss everything their side says while taking actual propaganda at face value
>post cocky estimates where the claims of Azeri casualties are 3-4 times as high as Russian
>it's a cardboard tank!!!!
>Azeris are infiltrating the centers of our cities just to take pics!!!!!
>Arma footage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>your country "unexpectedly" surrenders even though just the day before their govt was claiming that Azeris were getting annihilated
>it turns out they couldn't mobilize their reservists when Azeris were already in the outskirts of Khankendi, lost most of their equipment, had disentery and crazy rates of desertion
>chimp out and break into your parliament building in a fit of schizophrenic rage
>videos of hundreds of Armenian corpse around Shusha resurface
>blame Russia even though Russia had no obligation to defend a non-country that they themselves don't recognize
>blame everyone but yourself
>historic armenian lands
I swear to god, we should send all Indo-Europeans back into their Kurgan. But I'd like to ask you, when was the last time when those lands were actually a part of an Armenian state? During the treaty of Turkmenchay? Kurekchay? Gulistan? In the 90s? Most certainly not.

>YOUR NAME IS WEIRD YOUR NAME IS WEIRD MENSA MUSA MAJMUNA RUSA MY BROTHER TRIED TO RAPE ME PLS BELIEVE ME BUT UR BEAUTY CAN SAVE ME FROM THE CIA ASSASSINS

Just like taking a dip in the sun's oceans!

i can't believe hes not locked up

Imagine chillin with your friends and this one nigga starts screaming bout how his brother tried to put his ding-dong in yo bum-bom when you wuz a kid hahaha

A backyard pool, so to speak.

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if any god can save this loony, i will start believing in him

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The mental asylum is at full capacity.

I wrote a childrens poem today
What have you done?

Argued with trannies.

i can feel my penis hardening to the thought of a tanned greek girl speaking dirty to me

Got a hookup proposal from a turkish homosexual.

Kapan wasn't genocide like the Azeris did in Sumgait and Baku.

Sounds cool, do you write poems often? I did some work for uni and exercised

And like the Azeris are committing right now in Nagorno

Why?

Pretty cool
Are going to fuck him?

Ocassionaly
I should do it more often though, It's a nice thing to create something.

Tfw I'm even more depressed right now


I dont care about life anymore

It is. Wanna share something with us? Or is it personal?
Is this because of that girl?

kys already