/brit/

willy's wet. post your finest BOOBA

moshi moshi

dont reply on my behalf ever again

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He was asking me bitch

minge be dripping buckets

I envy you for that but I also remember how you can't go out to bars and pubs atm. just have to sit in your accommodation and save the NHS

shut it you slayg

youtube.com/watch?v=briVKxMcU0c&ab_channel=FerryCorsten

Your face when

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Lads my facial hair is out of control and I can afford proper razors how tf can I grow a beard?

Yeah well I'll go home in a week with a fat bag of weed and acid and spend the next month high and comfy

so under munchausen syndrome you can literally jedi mind trick your body into creating the symptoms of illnesses?
or do you just fake it?

all f*moid i don’t hate is the Queen

hypothetically if you had a birthday coming up and you had no mates and it was during lockdown so there was nowhere to go by yourself how would you spend that birthday

The homeless will rise and storm the tarquins' abodes

wear the mask
download the app
be a good little boy

drinking myself into a stupor i imagine

twitter.com/wef/status/1330526452496945162
twitter.com/wef/status/1330518935419154434

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400mg MDMA on my own

the same way I spend every day

It looms...

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women have all been rounded up sir

Is it an actual tranny or just a really unfortunate looking bio female

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>the Queen
arrest her now

do a load of drugs in my bedroom

like every other day of the year, alone

any lad got a really thought provoking question they want to ask the /brit/ council?

same as every other birthday: have a wank at midnight and spend the day shitposting on Zig Forums

You can get psychosomatic symptoms but a lot of the time it's just lying to yourself and other people

excellent, now dispose of them

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buy an expensive drink at the shops instead of cheap shite

twitter.com/fatpheebs

Apologies for the phone post but I thought you needed to see the type of products Hiro is advertising

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that's only for Israel though

put them in cagew

Listening to the same few songs over and over again

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we need to return to monke

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S/F

Any Demon's Souls man in?

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SCREAMING

exit bag

this is the sort of thing adblock autists miss out on

[glances around]
[glances again]

no
not really haha

what can you lads see out yer windows? what is your favourite nighttime music?

Drink beer and smoke biftas and listen to choona

woah
youtube.com/watch?v=hAIFqSwVSPA

based gookmoot

already posted it mate

any virginaius freacae mans in

>>The non-white population is so large

in your country

>psychosomatic symptoms
h-how do you avoid this

very STRONG monke pulling man up ledge

someone post that pic of tim with his willy dripping

normie repellent

Avii, true to incelsar

chaps
In the United States there's a debate over whether Friends or Seinfeld is the GOAT comedy.
Which is bizarre because in the UK it isn't even a question. I don't know ANYBODY who's seen Seinfeld and I also don't know ANYBODY who hasn't seen Friends.

Any of you know any Seinfeld fans?
It never really took off in the UK.

you pretend you don't have symptoms you don't have

Exchanged music.
Have not a single clue what to say next.
I require assistance

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Anyone want to play the caption game

words that follow or something

Grim.

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26 year old female virgin
ive never had a bf

too much of a loser to access drugs so excessive drinking it is

the so-called virgin freak

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Meanwhile Janny clamps down on me for displaying a pair of tits

dnm lad

can get anything your heart desires

>friends or seinfeld
lolno it's frasier

Seinfeld is better but my dad explained Friends to me. Basically it was the first thing of its type when it came out, hence why it was so popular

isn't there more to it like not screwing your mind up badly so it doesn't physically hurt the rest of the body or something

>135lbs
should be against the law to be called a 'male' if you're below 200lbs.

Ah yes I'm sure Miss Patel will save you

do you like sucking dick
or
ask her what her favourite fromsoft game is

are u female me

He should have embraced the femboy lifestyle or became a tranner

i like buying booze because i can have a cheery chat with the toildrone behind the counter, dont get that on the dark web

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I watched it, I've seen all the big US sitcoms. It's good but Friends will always be seen as goat in UK. Seinfeld is more just jokes with arseholes, you don't care about their lives.

thinking about how media classification systems have changed over the years
few years back they tried to ban those re-releases of Pokémon from being sold to people under 18 because of the casino
movie ratings used to be a lot more relaxed, too. what gets M now would have gotten PG at best (worst?) in the 80s and what was M then is R18 now

I've watched Seinfeld, my mum used to, and many of my old friends have seen it too

thoughts on sensitive hairy french men?

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join

*goes a steady 45 in a 60 zone*

Say you’d like to listen to hear sleep rather than music right now

The lighting in this makes me feel like I'm staring at the sun through sunglasses

t. kamala

sneed

aaaah yes

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Completed it years ago mate, don't really fancy playing a Yankified demake.

cannot be fucked with all that

>chatting to people at the till
what are you american or something?

not sure why the bullying of a girl on Twitter is needed lads tbqh. imagine being in her shoes and there's a collective of anonymous runts bullying you

never seen Friends
never seen Seinfeld
never seen Frasier
never seen The Office

Precisely

it's easy as fuck once you do it once

all dogshit compared to any British comedy
FOY

*goes a steady 110 in a school zone*

post platinum

>never seen Friends
worth watching
>never seen Seinfeld
worth watching
>never seen Frasier
worth watching
>never seen The Office
not worth watching

Please avoid using these terms

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"I'd love to poke you right now *send picture of dick*

it enhances the shopping experience tenfold
plus they never id you

Vernon kay is going to be presenting the nfl show

you've heard it here first

>19yo bakery girl
Sounds lekker

President of Kazakhstan looks really fucking weird

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The smell one is because of TMAU

>nfl show
FOY

basically true though

don't think in hindsight we understood seinfeld or its premise whereas Friends was far more palatable globally

>never seen Frasier
lucky you, you get to see the GOAT sitcom for the first time

looks like he’s from The Sims 3

my dad met him once

my aunt has a stutter. It's quite sad.

why yes i do support ubi
the i stands for intercourse

rimmed him behind asda in nursultan on thursday last week

there should be a Zig Forums feature where you can pay $5 to talk live through your microphone and out another poster's computer for 30 seconds or so
I'd scream my head off at some reddit cunts telling them to fuck off

>263 episodes
you’re dreaming

>smooth brain
lmao

I've never been ID'd in my life and certainly won't be at this age

any lads here young, dumb and full of cum here or just me

Friends is better because everyone is attractive in it

no it's not
Out of all the ailments one could possibly have that seems to be the most mild.

Aha my parents used most of these

youtube.com/watch?v=SrD14jqTtAE

Why is this guy so obsessed with Khazakstan?

for me its michelle keagan

Universal bent intercourse?

lucky you x

My Dad's met The Queen, Dave Cameron and Prince Charles

seriously doubt that would lead to a more fulfilling life
the novelty would eventually wear off and you'd still be miserable

*turns volume down*

ah yes

youtube.com/watch?v=MR4RrTTciMw

it's not happy stuff

business idea: Zig Forums but the posts are short voice recordings. users don't communicate in text but in audio

my dad’s met...

everything about kazakhstan is really fucking weird though

My dad is also a jayposter

my mum at a...

graveyard

saw dave running from the police earlier

mental to think some people are in their 60s and never dine a days work

it's the Singapore of Central Asia.
Their HDI is neck and neck with Russia's and will exceed it in 2021.
And look how pretty they are!

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glorious nation

Most of /brit/ is jayposting

my dad's bent the queen, david cameron and prince charles

Seen every single episode of Friends at least twice.
Didn't like it, but I was NEET at the time and E4 would show like 12 eps a day so I just spent hours watching it.

Heard there was a scene at greggs earlier, wonder if it was related

Would you ever want to go to a comedy club like this if they were still around? I bet it'd be a good laugh
youtu.be/QKnwn9SEkdA

I've never met the queen, david cameron or prince charles, but have wanked over them all

arrest her

my uncle once decked prince harry outside a pub

youtube.com/watch?v=s8pBlAVoqDM
watching this fascinating bit of media

wish I had a gf with a stutter

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as e bin nickin jammie dodgers from poundland again?

same with Ireland

He's got a photo of him with Dave Cameron and the Queen, not one with Prince Charles but I believe him

ive met claire balding at a rugby game about a decade ago, what a shite celebrity to meet

youtube.com/watch?v=bwgV0VSIRgc

same
literally havent seen an ep of seinfeld tho lol

bernard manning was a disgusting misogynist, long may he burn in hell

hate women

unfunny cringe yank dogshit

Not hard to meet charles I've met him on a DOE award thing

Yeah definitely. Stuff becomes funnier in environments like that you laugh more with loads of other people laughing

must have put your heart and soul into that one

black girl at 1:32 is adorable!

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I saw a woman pinch Marlon Harewoods arse at Upton Park whilst doing a tour around the stadium

only seen two TV shows in their entirety: Peep Show and The Clone Wars

sounds pretty based to me
women are vile creatures

lolololol

fucking hell.

I met Eddie Hearn, he's fucking tall.

hello Tarq

aye

you poor fool

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achieved everything I sought out to do today. feels good to actually be productive for once.

would LOVE to mow women down in the street with a chaingun

literally me

I am an uncle to 5 kids and I've not met any of them LOL

i've seen every episode of the news
can't wait for you lads to see the season finale

good post and checked

How come we can teach a n African to fish for £2 a month yet an Irishman will literally starve to death?

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now, no. I would love to see it myself but other people won't. and even when comedians are very careful with their jokes you always get the one incident every now and again where an over-dramatic princess splashes her drink all over you cos you said something mean about a particular breed of dog

and you've fucked it all up by blogging on about it

Tove Lo is the only good swedish female

FOY

Africans have the brain capacity for it

How the fuck is DOE award tarq at all