/brit/

why would you want pee pee inside your foreskin
are you phimolad?

never knew you were meant to pull your foreskinn back when you piss

gin and tonic
nip it in the bud while you can, gastritis was a serious fucking nuisance, maybe i have shit genetics, i know there's alkies that do it for decades and it only took me a few months of daily gin drinking before i started noticing physical side effects
i typically stick to beers and cider around the 5% to 8% mark now, does the job

yea but the 2cb makes it even more intense

probably will just end up doing acid but if i wanna go deeper after an hour imma take the pill

Self-cleaning innit

kill her and post pictures for us

need a bf to clean my willy (with his mouth) :3

this is me but when i was 9 years old

does it every fucking time with the frozen pizzas always burnt to fuck and blackened on the top sick to bastard death of her

do you know how your unit works mate? try pissing with the hood down next time and then realize how retarded this post is.

just found the perfect girl on twatter advertising her onlyfans
gonna do a cheeky pirate

reckon you should smack her over the head with your ashen pizza pie

cbd oil is a meme
out of the many times i used it, i would say i only felt something 2 or 3 times and they could have been placebos

number of people in brit who larp paw hard cunts: 100s
number of people in brit who are actual hard cunts: 0

threatened to throw it at her nose bridge like a frisbee

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the utter state of n*ggers

how is phimosis even real
like nigga just wash your dick
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

are you lads really not pulling back the foreskin to pee

are you meant to or not meant to

im not hard and ive never pretended to be

not sure what argument one could possibly have AGAINST pulling back your sheath to pee
maybe if it were really cold and my williard was too small

this is honestly really inappropriate and creepy dude. a selfie at a con several years ago does not mean we are friends. also the fact that I have soft blocked you like six times and you always refollow is creepy. take the hint, and please leave me alone.

phimo is relatively easy to fix unless it's 'really' bad. even then it can be fixed without snipping the tip, just takes time. there's a good website floating around about it, can't remember the name.

Pulling back the foreskin makes my willy cold and I don't like it

with that attitude, you're going to end up doing all 3 because you're just going to say fuck it

unironically

have fun lid

when i pull my willy skin back it makes my wee go into jet spray mode
not ideal

Got surgery for phimosis when I was a kid. Not sure what they did but they didn't circumcise me and my foreskin works

never have, and never had a problem.

less drippage if you pull it back

the most common fix doctors do is literally just yanking it until its fully retracted and stopping any bleeding if it bleeds

always have, never had a problem

wonder why leather is so kinky

You can sing I press delete I don’t listen
youtube.com/watch?v=sNuMM_9UqZU

would LOVE to be an infantryman but i know it’s a job for mongs
fucks sake wish i had of been born in the late 19th century so i could have fought in The Great War

Miss Saddam Hussein lads

you're circumsised you dumb cunt

there's probably some sort of subconscious ritualism to it considering an animal had to die to make it.

what about PVC then? similar vibe and its rubber isn't it?

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frozen pizza is grim
I only get fresh ones from the pizza counter

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Shan't

furpile with the lads

just got this ad
kinda based ngl

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just give me a job for fuck sake
i am perfectly capable of performing it

think i'd know if I was circumsised you fag. probably trying to bait me into posting my cock cause you're some queer.