/cum/ - Canada, USA, Mexico

My heart is beating like a Fisher song

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what's an enbie

shout shout let it all out

MEGA FART MEGA FART MEGA FART MEGA FART MEGA FART MEGA FART MEGA FART MEGA FART

Means I wanna sixty nine with ya, nooooo shit.

good review

I’m an enbie

How do you think being a degenerate coomer will help you when you're 60?

isn't enbie one of those skater shoes brands from 2007

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i hope im dead
60?
thats reptillian bullshit

I told my therapist I would like to discuss gender identity again next time we meet

someone who's sterile and doesn't live past 40

Q debunked this

what is this

what exactly is "non-binary" about this? not having waist length hair? even at this hair length it's too long to be masculine, and nothing else about her is masculine

what are you

I browse /cum/ because it's literally no competition. most posters are retarded, self-sterilized, poor or homeless etc. i feel like a fucking God here.

>gender identity
lmao like just look in your pants haha, how does this confuse you? haha

BREAKING: Biden announces ban on grilling as part of his plan to combat climate change

love them
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ur pee pee is smol and valid

I have very strong urge to travel and to fuck foreign women. How can I cope with it? I'm about to blow my savings, get visas and go wild

a pig, in a cage, on antibiotics.

nunya bidnis
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I could beat off everybody ITT

id love to see you try

but user, you can't travel until the 'rona disappears (which won't happen for many more months at the very least)

I bet xir's therapist planted the idea in the first place.

t. non valid chud

i believe so

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>BREAKING: Biden announces ban on getting sick with covid19 as part of his plan to combat pandemic.

my pp is only smol and valid when it's soft :(

This picture fills me with a minor anger sort of lust

let's see your forearms bro. if you don't have at least a 400lb grips strength you stand no chance.

BREAKING: Biden announces plan to supply every male with a GF to stop the Incel epidemic.

I still don't know what chud actually means.

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my therapist says that gender identity, gender expression, and biological sex are all different things

Vibing to this rn
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Some borders are open, international flights are there

#ThingsChudsSay

Certified Banger

eggy is BAASEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD AND REDPILEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

makes sense to me

>BREAKING: Biden announces ban on being poor as part of his plan to help elimnate the student debt

feeling conflicted right now

Based

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It basically means nothing, because any form of insult that is specific about anything implies that thing is bad, which is offensive to people who do that thing. See pic rel

That said, it comes from a movie reference, possibly via a reference in The Simpsons
>It means Canibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller and originates from the 1984 film C.H.U.D.

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BREAKING: Biden creates task force to shut down /cum/

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Breaking: Biden is a broke bitch

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its just a way to call self-identified chads retarded

>Canibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller
Truly,, the left can't meme

>BREAKING: Biden orders everyone to man up, stop being pussy and suck it up

Where are they now?

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youtube.com/watch?v=0_HGqPGp9iY

Should have filed a compaign on actblue on behalf of BLM
Easy

lol

Give me /cum/ or give me death

Why does no one make cured chicken products, like a chicken prosciutto? Too dangerous with sam&ella?

Just got home after walking around lost in the woods for 4 hours.

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trumpbros we've gotta stop biden from merging us and /brit/ back into /anglo/

Sounds like fun. Did you have fun?

gotta open a new bank account and im freaking out because I don't know how to do it and the bank website doesn't help since apparently you're just supposed to know how to do it

based

Come here, we got that.

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How do you get lost in the woods?

>britain
>anglos
not for long. we pakis now

biden is my president

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u dum af bro

no one ever taught me about money stuff

>im freaking out
>gotta open a new bank account
holy fuck. take your xanax lol

>bought no name vanilla wafer crisps
>didn't even come in a plastic container, just wrapped in thin plastic
>barely any taste
hm

You ever look up your childhood schools and other places you went as a kid on maps for a nostalgia blast? It's such a weird feeling being taken back that far. All that has unfolded since then blows my mind, and I've had a mundane as hell life. It's funny to think me then and me now are the same person. What the fuck is time anyways? I'm confused

had a very kino dream but i can't remember it fuck

canada cries out for tim tams

Lmao looks weird but I'd like to try it

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Did you have sex with your neighbour. I had that one a week or two ago lol

This book is full of rape. A lot of fucking rape.

i had many dreams
youtube.com/watch?v=0_HGqPGp9iY

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My President is Donny Trumpovich
The best president ever

i went to the playground of an elementary school i went to like 7-8 years ago and played on the swings at midnight. a cop came and asked me to leave.

VGH tim tam slam....