You wake up in Spain

>you wake up in Spain

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go back to siesta.

IF I woke up are we an empire again Spanish bro?

Catch a bus to France while eating a tortilla

you're not welcome here

tengo sexo

Que asco madrugar de verdad

Ya deja de hacer el tonto y pásame el colacao pringao

i woke in spain everyday

The s is silent tho

one day i will

mis ancestros :)

I wish :(

I would cross the border to france immediately

Rape Spanish hairy girl

I'm already awake

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>you wake up in Spain
>The nightmare continues...

sunny and warm

underrated

>wake up in Spain
>suddenly no job
>get mugged by colombians in way to job office
>can't get job cleaning toilets because moroccans and romanians have monopoly of the business
>get mugged by venezuelans on way back home
>can't stand to stay home because argentinian and chilean neighbours blast reggaeton and shake their asses like monkeys 24/7
>(they still get an absurd amount of pussy while you jerk off remembering when you were holding girl's hand back in school dance event)
>Weather looks okay so might as well go to relax at the beach
>wasted brits laying on the sand all around like a scene from mad max
>german boomers try to invite you to drink and make you listen to joke
>A man says to his waiter, ‘Excuse me sir, this coffee is cold’, to which the waiter replies, ‘Thanks for telling me. I’ll make a note on the bill. Iced coffee is one Euro more’
>apalled by joke attempt you flee and sit under bridge wishing for time to pass as fast as possible
>Find local catalonian buying drugs from local senegalese dealer
>he starts yelling at you in catalonian
>try to say you're sorry and you don't understand catalonian but he keeps yelling gibberish at you
>they mug you
>can't go back home because keys got mugged, go to homeless shelter
>get mugged by ecuadorians before going to sleep
>wake up wishing you're not in Spain anymore
>realize you were mugged by peruvians while you slept

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ostia, chavales, sois la leche. A que os mola menuda coña

Los mexicanos tenéis el culo muy lampiño.

Fuck it's so true it hurts

get some chorizo for brunch and try to join a game of pickup soccer in the park

It's a struggle

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why is unemployment so high in Spain bro?

>A man says to his waiter, ‘Excuse me sir, this coffee is cold’, to which the waiter replies, ‘Thanks for telling me. I’ll make a note on the bill. Iced coffee is one Euro more’
kek, based german boomer
even more based, fuck m*setoids

Because we are lazy brown manlets and we got used to EU gibs

get drunk at beach

Based

Cause the cost of firing boomers is too high, so employers tend to be very careful to hire anybody else.

Finally, I've returned to my ancient home, AL-ANDALVS. I thank in awe to Allah (most merciful) as I cleanse the land from the curse of vandal and goth barbarians.

Who the fuck wrote this and what kind of delusions he has? I know that there are lots of foreign subhumans here, but was this fiction necessary?
Speak by yourself Bryan Nahuel