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kinda, but also kinda not
make sure you get good stuff mind
now’t worse than shit k, almost certain everyone who said they tried it once and didn’t enjoy it had shite k
kets definitely it’s own thing, things get really weird, but it’s only short lived so it’s never that scary if ygm

youtu.be/Doa7n4YDNJw
It's very obvious when a horse is cranky with you. They lay their ears back and screw up their face. There's not enough voltage in an electric fence to kill you. I'll doubt you'll get shot. Just take some carrots or apples, and hold your hand flat for them to eat out of. That's how you make a horse friend.

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scromiting

worlds cutest anchor right there

The costa ubereats didn't give me my free mince pie
Furious

This is the last time you say something racist on /brit/

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You've got no (You)s

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load of wild horses not far from me
big packs of them like

My £1000 iPhone can't play this webm

Honestly privatized healthcare is one of the greatest evils and best examples of human greed in existence

Anyway I’m here at 4:30am to drop the gf off for surgery and all the cobbee shops aren’t open yet

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alexa play Everything GREAT About Hot Fuzz! (Part 1)

Tu ne seras jamais tranquille.

mental that 20,000 english girls are raped by pakis every year.

he hosted a club night when i was at uni aha

>colby covington
isn't he a trump supporter and by definition racist

>keep meaning to try to learn ableton or some other productive and creative hobby
>just end up back on /brit/

been watching this pasty fuck for five minutes waiting for this video to get interesting.
youtu.be/UaGTFeibOEk

good song that

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why make music when /brit/posting is forever?

she's kinda cute in an autistic way but her tit game is non existent

wtf she's done a racism

poo

try a language.
any one.
even try this. you would actually learn a lot even for english.

attention gamers

Yeah honestly white powder drugs scare me, you don't know what you're getting. Guess I could use a test kit, but if it comes out negative then I'd just be disappointed in wasting $150 on bunk ketamine. Much prefer taking plant matter for intoxication purposes

Is she human /brit/ ?

youtube.com/watch?v=_vkVXbtqLpI

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fuck something just popped in my shoulder and now I can’t turn my neck from side to side without it hurting
no more lifting for me for a few days

me want shag

he went to Coober Pedo?

yeah what mate?

amazon.co.uk/Older-Scots-Linguistic-Scottish-Society/dp/1897976348

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you do wank

awaiting therapytoil

Racist.

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>wasting $150 on bunk ketamine
christ, how much would you get for $150?
It’s only £25-30 a g here
Highly recommend just buying it online if you want the good stuff

> Vegans 43% more likely to suffer broken bones than meat eaters, Oxford study finds
>A study by academics at the University of Oxford found that vegans have more than double the risk of suffering a broken hip than meat eaters, with the affliction common in older people, especially women

Just ordered a Greggs for brekky lids. Getting a bacon roll, cheese and onion bake, 2 sausage rolls, 2 donuts and some fresh orange juice.

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how does that make you feel?

fat bastard but good order. wish I could get greggs delivered but I live in the arse end of nowhere

have gotten my french to intermediate, but one can only INPOOT so much in a day

are you the autist in /lang/?

fuck off you cretinous tosser

>learning another language
what's the point lol

>ah oui tres impressionnant, maintenant je peux parler francais

shit lads just broke my hip

link?

bad, man.

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screaming, read this in a therapist accent

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Sexist.

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Gf has a friend who is 34 and single. Proper grim being single at that age. I honestly feel bad for her

>are you the autist in /lang/?
No I never have posted there.
Do try the text I offered if you want something easier compared to other things.

fucked for life if true

it is impressive, understood all of that

still find this funny

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yodelling

alri grandad

>every vaccine around the world: +90%

>british oxford vaccine: 70%

the state of us lads

vegan bastard *tosses you a hotdog* get that down ya

should of just ate the meat

give her to me. im 18.

howling
not sure how you can ever come back from this post

apple.news/AACfjxFowR-OCAY3decS0aw
Phone posting so I’m not so sure that link will work but it’s in the mirror

might make a big pot of chili later. haven't made one in a while. might go half beef half turkey mince

trilling

brilliant

back in july they expected it to be ready by september too
embarrassing display

>half beef half turkey
vile combo

stop whinging you negative nancy

So you can literally see France from England and vice versa. How the fuck is that even another country when it's basically just on the other side of a river? Same fucking place mate.

Holly’s wearing a leather skirt today.

broke my little finger a year ago and it still ain’t right
hurts every so slightly every time i move it
probably got that for life now aha
my fault for trying to put a sock over my smoke alarm when absolutely steaming

70% is still a passing grade made, merit certificate at minimum

poo

went half beef half chicken mince one time and it was peng af

had 2 valiums and 5 endones to try and get a good sleep tonight, backs been killing me

That’s a river you do not want to swim in

Receptionist at the hospital just called my gf “dawg”

can't do anything right anymore
shameful shit desu
dead society, finished country

that’ll do it