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Norf edition

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simple as

>r/juicyasians
Got me there la. If reddit is good for one thing, it's that

literally anyone can make a screenshot of a fake discord you absolute mong lol

You heard her lads, cancel Christmas

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>literally anyone
go on then you do it

wish you didnt have to play it cool with girls. if i like a girl i want to shower her with affection and care you know, nice presents, be sweet to her. it feels good. having to play a little bit aloof isnt my nature. conversely the girls who im genuinely disinterested in hit me up relentlessly. fucking girls man

Just saw a screenshot of the UK beekeeper forum planning a BIG raid on /brit/.... bee on your guard brothers....

thoughts on this type of relationship?

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i am living positively with HIV, not HIV positive

yeah there's quite a buzz around it

oh shut up you muppet

Based, fuck Xmas

ex-CIA member here, shills from the booba discord alliance are coming to raid /brit/ in T-minus 1 hour....prepare yourself...

NOOO YOUY DON'T UNDERSTAND I NEED A SUPER BIG FAMILY GET THOETHER OR THE WORLD WIELL NNED

still can’t believe I’m no longer a virgin
doesn’t feel real

is norton a jew name
having second thoughts on graham

Hahaha you mad you mad, YES we keep bees theres nothing you can do about it

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What is the Norf like?

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reckon this post might be a honeypot
lmfao

>gif
fuck off

This is what Q sounds like to sane people

too much cringe in /brit/ atm... later
*closes tab*

hitler was right about them

Was watching strictly and heard the Scottish mong say he's going to wear a kilt next week.
a bit annoying considering most scots until the 20th century considered highland people to be a race of theives.

What is that pic from please

THIS is what Q sounds like to sane people
"kyew"

Had a look on his wiki

>Norton was educated at Bandon Grammar School, in West Cork, and then University College, Cork, where he spent two years studying English and French in the 1980s but did not complete his studies after having a breakdown during which he refused to leave his room.

Surprisingly based

suck the fart out me arse

Fucking hate cunts who make obnoxious loud noises when they wake up.

fish änd tsips

my usual escort has lowered her rates to 50 quid an hour cos of covid and im absolutely milking it (literally haha) booked her every night this week til friday

based

i need the sexy pus pus of a girls

*takes away your pocket money*

for irish people "Norton" specifically refers to people descended from one family of plantation owners
for english people it's usually either a generic surname, or people of irish descent who changed it from "Ó Neachtain" to Norton to appear less irish, or it's sometimes (but not as common as the previous iterations) a jewish name

haha

If I never loved I never would have cried
I am a rock, I am an island

WHY DIDN'T SHE WAIT FOR ME THINGS WILL BE BACK TO NORMAL SOON

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Fuck off booba discord

AHHHHHHHHH

*Stretches and yawns really loudly, cracks my back*


Hommina hommina hommina, what a people day to be alive with the /brit/ lads

*Screams in joy*

really didn't need that redditspacing, did it

good morning chap

Massive grin really laughing out loud at this one especially the last bit

Ah yes. A Jew wants to cancel Crimbo. Why do we tolerate these lizard people? They clearly have no relation to us. I reckon it's time to drive the money lenders from the temple.