/brit/

same but my poo was bigger than yours

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corbyn was the last hope for this country
it's over

open the fucking pubs

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Whats on the agenda for today then?

youtube.com/watch?v=L74VRaIE0No
just want rhodesia back lads

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the chon hasn’t been stimulating the noggin as of late
post a funny image please

'orrible gimmick

kek this is me

Remember when the autistic scotch freak revealed that he was a virgin and also only 10 people in his year group had lost their virginities before school ended?

just witnessed paedophilia in the catalog posted by a turkish flag.

runt

genuinely cant think of a more cringe set of LARPers than "rhodesians"
maybe the ones that think the norse gods are real

give it a rest you foul little weasel

many such cases

wait for her to wake up then talk to her all day

Was meant to go get a haircut because it's the last week they'll be open before christmas but I've gone and caught a cold or something so I cant leave the house fs

>maybe the ones that think the norse gods are real
fuck off abrahamic cultist

why do yanks do this

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corbyn would have opened them

anyone farted recently?

play katawa shoujo again

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can’t say i have no

howling at that welsh one

not British culture

*falls through the sky and smashes through the roof, leaving a smoldering mess of wood and plaster as i land*
alri

humming the james bond theme

*hands you a pint*
alri lad

*contracts asbestosis*

Wahey look at him go

alri

sorry lad wrong building, the therapist's office is next door

anyone fingered any female celebrities behind any ethnic takeouts in obscure english towns recently?

watching videos of women giving birth on youtube

always find it funny that boomers believe shit like Qanon because they'll see screencaps of Q's posts on facebook
then if you look at the replies below it will say something like

yanks just love grifting rorkes
really mad the levels they have taken it to

ta

had carol vorderman behind the chinese on wigan pier
6/10 desu

yeah?

fingered holly willoughbys arsehole behind cex in luton

chuckling at this odd little exchange

yeah?

wasn’t aware cex had branched off into ethnic cuisine

dont care what youre chuckling at

Apparently three little nigerian monkeys stabbed up some guy right near my house last night and it was a “mistaken identity”. Imagine walking to the shops or something and getting stabbed up for nothing

ye fingered jorja smith round the back of Shimlas in aldridge

alright lads
its time to fill up the Sports Direct mug

do i go for earl grey or english breakfast?

ffs /brit/

uhhg, so gassy right now uwu *tummy rumbles*

day off toil but fuckall to do with it. might try some heroin

cumming the james bond theme

> A female pedestrian has been hit and killed by a car outside the I’m a Celebrity castle.

>The A547 was closed at Abergele, North Wales, for more than 15 hours as officers investigated the tragedy at teatime yesterday.

yeah shania twain

bet it's all grimy and brown on the inside. hasnt been washed in years

personally very curious about it

got a back, sack and crack from Emily Atack down the back of Blacks

Ant on the beers again

>a major investigation which revealed £5.6 billion in public money had been spent on luxuries for Whitehall workers, including tens of thousands of pounds on takeaway from Bong Bong's Manila Kanteen

whereabouts was that then lad

why are women so obsessed with celebrities? she literally tried to hike to the castle to catch a glimpse at some Z list celebrities and ended up getting totalled by a lorry

had her bent over in the scott arms smoking area

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adds to the flavour la
its like a cast iron skillet

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english breakfast you nonce
just neck your aftershave instead if you want to drink earl grey

nowt going on in their heads/lives

chilling lack of toilposting going on in /brit/ considering the day of the week

>by spring next year everything will be back to normal and wagies will be forced back to work whilst being taxed more to pay for furlough and won’t see a wage increase

getting them old-/brit/ vibes, I am

>25 posters
alri

it's called a fry up

only americans say "english breakfast"

yeah?

Cast iron pans are the biggest culinary meme of all time

>one less I'm a celeb fan
"Tragedy" seems like a strong word

‘ri’

got the whole week off annual leave me

alri... idiot

women do my head in
sometimes seem completely straightforward and reasonable
things seem to go well
then they hit you with some bullshit out of left field

why?

fucking hate mondays. second shift looms.

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you more of a carbon steel man

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Where's emmett, haven't seen him in for ages personally

it's a full english

got a rock hard throbbing cock in my hand

Cher Lloyd called me a battyman outside
Patisserie Valerie in Peterborough town centre

>family around the hospital bed
>pull the sheet over her, a few tears are shed
>doctor says 'don't worry, she had a good life. And at the end, she saw Jordan North through the window'

gissa an example lad

usually wank myself silly so it's rare to be rock hard.

trying to wrangle with a bipolar bird myself, reckon I’m setting myself up for trouble

whose?

remember jeff dunham, achmed the dead terrorist
actually paid for a 'silence i kill you' ringtone when that was big
is it any wonder i am the failure i am today