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I've recently been dreaming about becoming the leader of Pakistan and colonising near planets and moons while the other races remain on Earth
Last night I met god, he was on one of the moon's of Jupiter, trying and failing to create new intelligent life
I then stayed with him and we succeed, he also became my bf
would shag her lads tbqh
the ideal gf
not addressing it
gearing up for lunch
i'm volcel
bloody vegans
ug lee
you go girl!
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.
All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "friends" laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.
This is your fate. This is what you chose.
*teleports into the thread*
alri
>gif
fuck off
moni is peng
numbing myself with comedy again
*points at as he walks into the paki shop*
oi Dave, there's you hahaha
dont find bullying ugly people funny desu
Checked and based
Having me Greggs donuts with a cuppa.
curious as to whether this is ban evasion since this very much is a post amer would make
imagine her sitting on your face haha
>secure tripcode
imagine being this much of a poofter
post fucking machines
Mad how your skin is poo colour and there's nothing you can do about it
Fuck off, cunt.
I'm a McCartney-Lennonist
i find it fucking hilarious mate
got a problem with that?
There's already a lad here with a "special needs" gimmick, he's Finnish
no you're not, be quiet
id pipe regardless, cheers
the scran
Who's next up for being found out as a nonce, you ask? Finlad.
brown nonce bastard
you have special needs you freak
might put the fire on lads, I'm a bit chilly at the minute