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say hello to your new neighbour rorke

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How many times did you get told to fuck off and get hung up on? Seems like a sovl crushing job.

just want a job where i dont need to talk to anyone except co-workers.

We need children?

In an interview on LBC Matt Hancock, the health secretary, was asked if carol concerts would be allowed at Christmas. He replied with the Arabic word: “Inshallah [God willing]”. When pressed, Hancock said he would leave it to Boris Johnson to explain in the Commons.

>mad how degrees are pointless outside of a select few professions or just using the university as a path to being chartered

t. Deano Smith, Junior Team Leader at PPI-4-U call centre in Failsworth

>wpmlets coping
You love to see it.
HH

It was supposed to be 'Need a poo lads', clearly google translate doesn't work with Greek

Not that often, but had people shout over the phone a few times
Don't do it any more obviously, now toil in IT so people can get angry at me in person haha

janny pack it in

doesn't change the rest of what i said. mech keyboards are for button action abilities in games. it's to turn your keyboard into a controller. it's not for typing.

footy tonight lads

I don't want to wait

for our lOOOOOOOOif to be ovah

don't be silly, failsworth's economy is pubs, takeaways, and supermarkets

They're not though, it depends on which key you get. You can get loud clicky ones which are made for typing, or you can get linear red ones so you can 'glide' across the keys as you described.

Diversity means fewer white men

Nah we just learnt a tiny bit of Greek in primary school. I used to be able to recite the alphabet and the greek 2nd gen aussie kids taught me some cool slang but I've forgotten it all.

Hm

Your post smells of trickery

>checks flag

Now I'm doubly suspicious

The brits and their diplomacy...

now thats autism

Language my arse

the same god who caused the problem in the first place?
genuinely asking, know next to nothing about abrahamic religions, more of a druze man

XRP bull run coming bros. The covid bears market is over. All the normies stuck at home will be buying crypto now. Its time to put yourself in a position where you can ride the wave. Next time you see me I’ll be on the moon

So cum on and feel the boys

I can talk to Greeks

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>Diversity means fewer white men

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>he still watches football without fans

Absolute client state of you.

Nooo Captain Janeway
Your mission ended too soon
Too soon
Too soon

“the copy whereof booth in Frenshe and Scottish I send unto your Grace.” - 1525, English ambassador

"Polish tongue is not so much more dividend in Language then the English and the Scotts is." -1631, an Captain Thomas Chamberlayne

" Hammeton tahlte Hånom till på Schottsche " (Hamilton talked to him in Scottish) - Swedish royal council about Colonel Hugh Hamilton a Scotsman, 1653

“...and several young Boys of the Chief Nobility were recommended to the Deputies to be Educated, and to learn the Scottish Language.” - 1699, letter from the Panama colony

yeah muslims jews and christians all worship the same god lol

funny that

really makes you think

really... makes... you... think

heh

>red
ah yes rgb makes all the difference

find videos of birds getting eaten out very arousing

You did??? In your actual school? Really? OK. Seems like Australia is doing well in the diversity department.

>gyms opening
gyms opening
>gyms opening
gyms opening
>gyms opening
gyms opening

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drinking galereux
tried a lidl-brand elderflower and lime cider with my dinner. nice but not as nice as the S&L one but better than the mixed fruit one

>same god
literally anyone who says there is only one god worships the same god you fucking retard.

theism btfo

Why would you get involved in a topic you know nothing about

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did the man lift the metal?

I think I was referring how the religions are closely intertwined and related, not to how they all worship one single god

but please, continue being an angry spastic if you want

Going to quit toiling for the day and play some Rocket League lads

Talk to ye later

Had some aftershave on once and someone I worked with said "You smell like a puff"

what rank

Nice digits, but if scots can be considered a language today then we should be calling whatever Geordies speak its own language too. They're both just strong dialects of English though

state of you

keep it to yourself you cringe comer

What rank are you in Rocket League lad? I can't get out of Gold :(

Thank fuck he’s gone

>aftershave/perfume/whatever

what's the point of this stuff

people either don't wear enough to be noticed so it was entirely pointless, or you wear too much and it's disgusting

he'll be back in five minutes mate you can just ask him then

Plus they all started in the middle east.

Where, haha, get this, they alll celebrate a version of Pascha/eastern/Ramadan and they all exercise fasting for that period.

those aren't mutually exclusive
on the contrary they sound extremely similar

just rang up the doctor and told him how long i'll be out unable to exercise cause of my overuse injury and he used this weird analogy "if you're a premiership footballer you're typically looking for 3-4 weeks"

well i'm not a premiership footballer am i you dick

just applied for UC de lids. have they stopped calling people too now?

That's better then, people over the phone can't see your face fill with a calming rage and know to either leave you alone or maybe try and be more polite next time.

There's a lot of Greek families in my region that own vineyards.

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depends on your job centre

for our LOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIF to be over

Girls love aftershave lad

Spanish flag poster is a turbo brainlet. Almost Doug level

they were meant to call me 2 weeks ago and i've not heard anything

mad how she's the best disney girl and also has the best song

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i once had this really pungent aftershave on, it was disgusting in retrospect, real old man's kind of aftershave and i absolutely covered myself with it
went into a shop and as i walked past this fella he recoiled and loudly shrieked at the absolute stench

t. gimp

or we could ignore this pointless black-or-white strawman, use the product correctly, and get the benefits you're ignoring just so you can redditspacing your complete non-point

esmerelda

HAAAAAA, told you we brought vineyards to the rest of the world. It never stops. Which we got from other people's by the way.

Who cares. All that's important is to resist the covid junta.

Freak

questionable ethics
for a disney film that's citizen kane levels of deep