Why the FUCK do they buy their cod from Norway and not from us?

why the FUCK do they buy their cod from Norway and not from us?

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why would we?

Fishing war thread.

Europe get the fuck out of the Great Banks.

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You didn't market it well enough

Join us, and they will buy from both.

Cod is such flavorless trash

Drop your prices

Because we rather Black Metal than Bjork.

Yeah, hamburgers are the best right, you fat fuck?

be cause we love Norway(both emotionally and sexually)

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I'm having cod war flashbacks
and i'm not even icelandic
also probably because you have too many volcanoes
maybe try having more ice than greenland (best country)

Its a treaty made in the XVII century.
We also fish we eat more then we are allowed to fish so we import

>We also fish we eat more then we are allowed to fish so we import
bloaters
why wont you love iceland the same way
no, you are paying for a premium product unmatched by any other

Drop prices

drop panties

>why the FUCK do they buy their cod from Norway and not from us?
Either try cutting down your prices or improvie your product instead of begging, you lazy bastards.

This.
Are icelandic women nice?

>Are icelandic women nice?
Nope, they are inbred. Icelandic people have a weird distinctive head shape.

>implying that's a bad thing

That's the whole point, dumb-ass. It's a vehicle for sauces/condiments/preparation methods.

Also, cod and bacalhau are different. Frozen cod is shit, but salted cod is magnificent.

Well, diversifying the genepool has to start somewhere.

>Well, diversifying the genepool has to start somewhere.
You don't want to live there.

Live? Why would I live there? Just pop in, pop in, pop out and pop out and leave the resulting mongrels to their own devices with an Ocean as buffer.

We call it a Pedro Álvares Cabral

Well well, stabbed in the back by Norway..
Our quality standard is much higher and we spare no expense in ensuring that our cod turns out to be the top in quality. Paying a bit more when the spike in quality is that high is well worth it so buy a few tons please
spit
mountain dane

>mountain dane
Is that supposed to be an insult? I don't doubt that the first Icelanders were Scandinavian, but after several centuries with inbreeding and some influx of inuit and irish blood (which is not exactly an improvement) you now look like straight out of mordor.

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how can your country get so rich out of fishing?

someone please help im being bullied

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Do they have impressive chins and thin hair?

so we can support aurora's quality of life

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she's such an angel...
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I love Aurora

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Don't worry, you have Björk. What does Norway have? That autistic snow monkey Varg? Lol.

Norwegians actually take time to advertise here. Talk to any native Portuguese, they've seen the Norwegian codfish commercial. They know it's a big market for codfish. Yours is famous for being good, but expensive.