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Indi
Everybody's born to compete as he chooses, but how can someone win if winning means that someone loses?
nice tits duck!
I had a zinger for some greek
You really are the bastard off spring of slaves and Turks
No, it's empty calories and processed runt food
Back in your pen, runt
Just got spitroasted by a Bulgarian and a romanian in a hospital car park
Not my finest hour
>had a dream where my former crush collapsed and started to kiss my neck why she was about to cry
>i had to decline her approach, so the only thing i did was embracing her shoulders and making her calm down with some jokes
ffs
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
i approve this thread
may god bless yu all. and the usa
why is the janny deleting breads? we're at 310 no need to throw a hissy
DEEEEEEEEEEE LAAAAAAAAAAADSSSSSSSSSSSS
I actually despise when people use the word "drug" to refer to their drug dealer you know
Why does Rachel Riley pretend to be Jewish?
im going to see my drug now mate toodle pip
>when i'm afraid i lose my mind
>it's fine it happens all the time
do people do that
Because
JANNY IS A incel
I told you lot to vote Jezza now it all falls apart under the clown
just did a really loud and funny fart that is already that is already getting its own big budget hollywood adaptation
Indi(a)
donald poo
Not buying a PS5 until they offer a 2TB version.
>Jezza
I have heard this in an episode of top gear too.
What does this mean?
Hamilton will never be knighted, he's avoided too many tax payments.
Are women funny?
The problem I have with consoles if the games don't justify the cost of buying the new hardware/machine.
not on purpose
Yes, Rorke, women are funny. Grow the fuck up.
I meant plug not drug
Jezza/Jeremy
Jeremey Corbyn the IRA Moslem Terrorist sympathiser
to other women I'm sure yes
/brit/? More like /mongs/ lmao
Excellent question
baased
Jeremy Clarksorbyn
still in a work zoom call.
yes (know this by having friends and a girlfriend)
i think a plug is a dealers dealer ugetme
they tick large amounts to budding dealers
They're loud and can be cute
drinking a pic rel. and reading about the origins of porter
>Portering was hard work, however, and porters needed a considerable amount of carbohydrate as fuel – much of which they got from drinking. One estimate is that 18th century manual workers were getting 2,000 calories a day from beer. Pubs were used as fuelling stops: it was “universal” in the 18th century, according to a writer in 1841, for public houses in London to have a bench outside for porters to sit at and a board (that is, table) alongside it “for depositing their loads” while they stopped for “deep draughts of stout … such as are idealised in Hogarth’s Beer Street.” That was “stout” as in stout porter, of course: the strong, dark brew London’s brewers developed out of the brown beer they brewed at the beginning of the 18th century was just the sort of refreshing, energising brew the porters wanted, and its popularity with the portering class is why it was given their name.
sounds pretty based to me
more like /shit/
I feel lik eboth replies were aimed at me.
I get the schnitzel reference, but why is Hong Kong mad at me?
had a gf who was actually funny. witty and stuff.
>Yes, Rorke, women are funny. Grow the fuck up.
great beer
t. beer drinker
Um, yes? youtube.com
guys always insist that their girlfriends are funny
based beer
lads how do you deal with your gf having absolutely no interests?
she does fuck all outside of work, doesn't have many friends and doesn't even watch mind-numbing tv like most of them do. i try and encourage her to find some interests but she does nothing, makes her very clingy as she has nothing else on
Liking processed Chicken Kiev’s is just further proof you are nothing but the offspring of slaves and Turks.
Therefore you should be disregarded.
Women are rarely funny and when they are they more often than not have debilitating mental issues.
never had a shit fullers beer desu
esb is top draw
Careful lad, glass houses and all that.
this is why i avoid getting gf's don't need them for anything other than a shag if i need something more than that i've got my mates
>character on tv show says that it's not a tv show
hehe
OK, go take a vitamin or something drama lord.
>Everybody's born to compete as he chooses, but how can someone win if winning means that someone loses?
Nice rhyming user
im gonna need this user to tell me he canceled the bet if he's here
Who do you thinks going to win I'm A Celebrity... Get me Outta here!
what do you think of Gravesend, east London
Give this a snifff
*holds out finger*
oh most women are like that lol
very boring people
I mean, most humans are boring too, but at least with most men you can chat to them about football, wanking, or pints
ahh just remembering the time one of my posts got 11 (You)s
most I’ve ever gotten
depends what you mean by funny 2bh
crazy aunt is literally the funniest person I know
and 2bh vast majority of comedians male and female aren't even actually funny anyway
My gf is moderately funny after a few drinks, but then she starts repeating herself too much and it becomes annoying.
Hahaha... Lads.
Why does Colonel Sanders of KFC keep his 11 herbs and spices a secret?
met 3 really funny women of my age, 1 was lesbian other 2 are ugly
wtf
Swings and roundabouts I guess
*sigh*
go on ...
want to move up north. too many people down south. need some lancashire emptiness.
I only speak to one other guy about wanking and that's only because we've known eachother for over 20 years.
women aren't funny
a woman can be funny though
>invest in companies with solid fundamentals and good earnings potential
>lose money
>say fuck it and just invest in meme tech stocks
>gains all day
Might just give up trying myself and just stick it all in vanguard instead
i know this joke haha it's actually really good hahahah
Am I the only person that doesn't like I'm a Celeb?
?
Surely that's not a twenty year conversation.
I fucking hate it with every fibre of my being absolutely trash TV made for the lowest IQ people
mad how racism still exists
Because he's ashamed of them!!!!!!!!!!!
I haven't watched it for about 10 years, it's exploitative shite.
>Might just give up trying myself and just stick it all in vanguard instead
should have done that in the first place
leave picking individual stocks to the pros
Mate, every one in the house of commons and 1 in every 2 GPs