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The Hotel of Mum & Dad says my stay has come to an end

now i'm being kicked onto the street with a mere £70k to my name

I would like a gf

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Fuck off gingerpedo.

diddums
*punches your lights out*

>Social media was dominated at the weekend with pro-Corbyn hashtags, as loyal supporters continue struggling to move on past the ‘denial’ stage of grieving. Tommy Corbyn got in on the action, quote tweeting a clip of the great leader’s infamous Glastonbury speech. According to Tommy, after the speech:

>“one of the Glastonbury staff tapped me on the shoulder and said “you know he just got a bigger crowd than Rihanna””

>Unfortunately for Tommy, Rihanna has never played Glastonbury. It seems young Tommy Corbyn might be wrongfacing his black female artists – perhaps with Beyoncé having performed at the stage in 2011 to a crowd of 175,000. Tommy, as the lady sang; “Ooh na na, what’s my name?” Beyoncé or Rihanna…

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Love blonde slags the most I think

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So true lad

woah can i see her getting gangbanged by black guys anywhere

thank you for your support michael, my gay ally and part time lover

>every single channel 4 talk show or comedy show
>random ethnic comedian there because MUH QUOTAS who says borderline offensive and mysoginistic things throughout, but all the white people just nervously laugh and brush it off cos they're too worried about being hounded by the media for criticising the ethnic

And people wonder why TV viewing figures are dipping so dramatically.

BOOBA

barely even 7 o'clock but fuck it, I'm on holiday

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you can try her onlyfans
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Guarantee the aspie crying about the fatpheebs girl getting posted is Oxford Bender

what are the odds of are bozza shooting himself in the head live on camera tonight?

for crying out loud rorke, have a bloody day off

waheyyyy, shall be sauntering down to spar later to pick up some beveragios myself

Alri

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Life is back on the menu, boys

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Notice that the yank that responds to all my posts with “kill yourself nonce” never responds to any posts from the literal pedophile that posts ginger children.

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why aren't you starting at 10 in the morning if you're on holiday

budd dwyer special ?
nah

slainte

does /brit/ relate to this feel?
streamable.com/toxyc0

>beveragios
rated

So, they're essentially all but admitting we're just money-paying cogs in the system now, ain't they.

You can go out and about if you're paying for things. Seeing people outside of your state-sanctioned accommodation is not permitted, citizen. Consuming any food or drink not purchased in the designated ingredients-location is not permitted, citizen. Visiting the doctor is not permitted, citizen. All human contact is to be digital-only unless you're literally at death's door.

What a mundane dystopia it is.

Is it still those tests where they shove it down your nose?

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Hi, I'm Henry.

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I'm not a rorke

as if I didn't even wake up til half 11

2 most famous saffers ever? Morgan Freeman and Belle Delphine.

Stifflers mom in her youth

Yes