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these are nice if you ever get the chance

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laughing at the time someone asked about the new and another lad replied saying it was the last /brit/

haha

Given the chance I still would not eat them.

Don't think anyone here will ever get a lay.

sucking a negro

>Lee-Anne
I said BOO-URNS

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Tried the Dorito's Cheeseburger flavour it was rotten herk

anyone ever had one of these? Grabbed a green one in Sainsburys, very nice

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not the same texture though is it

>coffee
>politics
>music
>wine
>art

>milk chocolate

>28

ohhhhh nooooo i don’t want to get old noooOOOOOOOOO

According to the cdc, there's an "epidemic" of lung injuries related to vaping.

Woman in the picture is not 28. Must be an old photo.

Yes, and?

>passions: coffee
sigh

Blackburn to receive new iconic mosque built by the billionaire Issa brothers, Blackburn natives

The mosque will include meeting spaces for council members

So they say

ngl
woke up on my couch hungover with ava maxx images on my screen

her music is atrocious but HNNNGGG

Big News: Drumpf just *extremely subtly* conceded defeat.

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waow i just love putting my nescafe azera in some boiling water and adding whitener, so fun!

she looks nice
love a girl whos into punk, theyre usually fun
you can go to concerts and get in fights

It's a recent photo

ffs i need to move further away from Blackburn 8 miles isnt enough

concerts? in these uncertain times?

don't think I really care

>Twitter screenshot/link
Not gonna read

Yeah that's as close to a concession as you'll get out of him

It's over.

donnie's on the phone
he's crying

>Sainsburys
ooh laa de daa posho

>You are a European hating member of a slightly brown group of people who represent NZ's worst stats, Murder, rape, child abuse, fraud, unemployment. Nigger mutt. Ill-informed, poorly educated, overweight brown pig whose background no doubt involves European sealers, whalers and convicts. Like all so-called Māori in this country, you have a chip on your shoulder a mile wide. Report on Māori gang members, Māori rape rates, Māori murdering their partners and children, drug use, unemployment, fraud. You're a confused joke.

Was it wrong for her to receive an email like this?

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Only uncertainty in these times is whether I'll ever again find love...

well not right now i suppose
>tfw havent been to a gig for 7 months
its all so tiresome laddos

Just found out Only Fans is British and based in London wtf

Well at least this country is doing something of relevance huh

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oh no, they've advanced into the Feudal Age

Haven't been to a real gig in 28 years

more of these

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What even is Only Fans?
Is it just porn?

is Sainsburys seriously considered posh? Its cheaper than Tesco in most cases

i will never have a child and my brothers are taking their sweet time
is it over?

have never seen live music from an actual band

Dont understand this post at all

Got a coff. AGAIN. Fucking FUMING.

Dont care. Shes cute though.

Its porn except you pay for it and that makes it better for some reason

sounds better at home

Have now met ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY FIVE WOMEN for dates/meetups
Not including cancellations/ghosting, which would bring it over 200 easy
Inevitably one of us becomes disappointed
Literal Sisyphisn nightmare

Not missing out on much to be honest

What's your favourite expression of surprise, lads

Mine has to be "egads"

my two sisters are taking their sweet time too, I don't think they've twigged I don't have a horse in this race

jesus fucking christ, sounds exhausting

me? never been on a date nor asked for one

mumberg keeps mentioning grandchildren and my soul dies more each time

I went to a free nigger malone concert because a girl wanted to go and it fucking sucked
not a fan of nigger music but had to pretend to like it. it was agonizing

Would you go on a date with me? x

The name's Bond...Bond Burger...

never eaten a date (lie)

how many of them have lead to sex? Or are you counting each on as a failure to get a gf?

We need to revive the following plurals:

>treen to replace trees
>shoen to replace shoes
>eyren to replace eggs
>lambren to replace lambs
>calveren to replace calves
>kidren to replace kids
>horsen to replace horses
>candlen to replace candles
>modren to replace mothers
>been to replace bees
>crabben to replace crabs
>doughtren to replace daughters
>housen to replace houses

That is all

How on earth can women compete in 2020??

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oh my days
holy kek
holy kekoly
holy grimoly
kek
kekmao
fuuaaarrrrkkk

no, fuck off pooftah