You wake up in the near future

>You wake up in the near future
>Find out the world has been LEAFED

Wot do?

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Kill myself

go to work like I usually do

eat maple syrup and waffles

I would run for my life.

wait.....

kek

Canada looks good

lmao

The world would be a lot happier and friendly, but also more cucked and cringe.

I apply for universal income then blaze some fat doobs

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bumping this absolute gem

what would have made this map even better would be if you didn't change america

Dabbing on Americans is one of my favourite pasttimes. Life wouldn't be the same if I couldn't do it anymore.

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You are American

i'd be dead inside
t.québec

What?

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>Wot do?
Firstly I'd go to the (now accessible) doctor for my untreated asthma.

Just get some inhalers bro

Need a prescription

Just breathe the fucking air bro

Damn, maybe you should try to not be American

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You are American

Based, I'll swear an oath to the leaf

I guess we have proper maple syrup on our stroopwafels now. This is a good development.

It's still expensive

And you call us Europoors.

About 10EUR for just under 500ml.

It's really good shit.

It is indeed

>apologize
>drink 7 gallons of maple syrup
>b̶u̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶f̶r̶e̶n̶c̶h̶ ̶"̶p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶"̶
>be liberal feminist socialist SJW soycuck