Why do 100% of American men go bald?

We just put deodorant bro. Not my fault we smell like men and not women.

>smell like men

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Idk, but I'm white and I've been balding since I was ~17 (20 now and I don't think it's gotten much worse, maybe a lil bit thinner).
I'm just gonna take fin and hope I respond well to it.

>White stink everytime whatever they try to stop it kek
Here, thing, try with me:
>Whites stink all the time, no matter what they try to stop it kek
See? Not rocket science.

And no, whites don't "stink" provided the person in question takes regular bathes/showers. But I guess the concept of "some people do X, some don't" is a bit too complex for an asian with its hivemind mentality to understand, right?

It has such a poor English I actually believe it's an asian, not an actual human being.

they use poor English as a disguise

If it quacks like a duck and walks like a duck...

>actual human being.

How about you?
Not white not black not med not Arab not Asian
What Are you ?

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And you don't have own language
You are good at Portugal though you are not them
You are good at English though you are not Anglo
We are bad at English because we are not Anglo of cource

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What's the matter, did your innocent highschool crush fuck a white tourist?

>How about you?
I am actually human.

>Not white not black not med not Arab not Asian
And here the chink assumes the ethnicity of someone in the Americas. (Is it trying to make sure it's seen as a retard instead of an actual human being? Who knows.)
Thanks for proving my point. Now go eat some live squids, half-born chick or bat soup, or whatever people eat in your chink islands.

>And you don't have own language
And then what?
It's still better than speaking some 'CHING RING TURIBAU GIBELISH NEEE?'
You suck at banter BTW. Poor thing.

Why are jap posters so weird on Zig Forums. I check out 2chan with a translator and they seem normal enough but here they are off the goop

That map is referring to body hair...

>What's the matter, did your innocent highschool crush fuck a white tourist?
I was almost saying "who would be disgusting enough to fuck a jap", but then I remembered some people don't think twice before sticking their dicks...

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>he thinks Japanese people post here

Your prince went bald and refuses to shave it you fuking idiot

they're German

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HOLY SHIT THE SEETHE LMAO

>>he thinks Japanese people post here
>he thinks japanese are people
CHING CHONG ME ALE PEOPRE! ME KIRR YOU! VENGEANCE FOL ATOMICU BON NEE CHING LING

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Because we are poor at English
Try to express your comments in Japanese here
I think you looks retarted or lunatic
I don't understand Why do you gaijin chans write us off as stupid people by this idiotic logic

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Brazil ...

succer robber drugs gore movie ...over kek

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Well its not the English brother. You seem nice but there are guys who start calling random people Korean for saying something negative about japan. I wouldn't say stupid but japanese posters are a bit crazy.

High test + more hair = bald sooner

>I don't understand Why do you gaijin chans write us off as stupid people by this idiotic logic
Because you ARE stupid.
Every non-Anglo in Zig Forums actually learned English, except you chinks.
Stop excusing yourselves for your disgusting broken grammar.

>Try to express your comments in Japanese here
"CHING CHONG DING DONG WAAAAA NEEE? RING RING"
Oh wait I forgot to use some primitive chicken scribbles.

zipperhead, go get fucked

I for one was gaijinized by you
Before coming to this site I thought N word and four letter words are forbitten absolutely
Your expletives is worse than us I think
That's why you gaijin chans's quarrel go to killing each other

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Chingling, we Brazilians read this shit all the time in Zig Forums. Do you think it has any effect?
You suck at banter. At this point keeping mocking you is like kicking a dead dog. (or rather a dead cockroach, as you're a jap.)

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>Because you ARE stupid.
>Every non-Anglo in Zig Forums actually learned English, except you chinks.
>Stop excusing yourselves for your disgusting broken grammar.

Because there haven't ever been the need to learn like you
If we are forced to learn other language
I'll prefer to Chinese because they are next superpower
You have to learn that CHINK language next time don't you ? Kek

>expletives is worse
>your expletives (...) than us
>NOOOO OUL CHINKS ALEN'T OF LETALD! PREASON DON'T BURRY OF ENGIRISHU WE!

Japs dont use insults all the time in your high school years? Strange.

So say A Couple of banters in Japanese to me
All you can say is samurai ninja hentai Moshi Moshi right?
But I don't write you off as boring autist like you because this logic is stupid as fuck

bong talking about other people going bald, ive seenit all now

We don't have that creativity you have

These days calling dickhead or cunt between mysoginist and feminist is getting popular in Japan but this is imports from english

>CHING RING DOESNUT REALN ENGIRISHU BECUSE CHINGRING NEED NOT ENGIRISHU NEEE
You can't even visit a bakery in your own chink country without English, so stop lying.

Why are you lying? Or rather, why are japs and other chink subspecies so disgustingly dishonest? Is the concept of honesty too complex for those things to understand?

Also I can speak French without needing it. Your argument is invalid. You japs never learn proper English because you're too disgustingly stupid to do it.

And I'm not even saying you're supposed to use perfectly good English, as not even the native speakers do it. But you chinks/japs/gooks cannot even write a barely understandable sentence.

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I don't understand why you get mad at me to begin with
I make fun of white people not you right?

You don't stink and get bald early on so don't worry

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>tfw high test but still tiny dick