Hail to the Thief edition
/brit/
*bellows up at the Australians playing on the stairs* CAREFUL YOU TWO OTHERWISE YOULL HURT YOURSELVES
*falls asleep on the recliner in the corner*
big fan of this pseudo intellect yank that comes here to talk about interesting things and gets drowned out by australians action posting as 4 year olds
>My husband drinks Stella
*does shadow boxing in the corner of the thread*
*farts*
toiling from bed
We need to find a fair balance between people who work for a living and people who extract the surplus wealth generated by the first group's labor and use it to expand their own interests. Both groups are legitimate.
what happened to emmett
*stirs in my sleep and awakens with a jolt*
Bloody hell what's the time
*drags you to the gibbet*
you bullied him too much
shut the fuck up YANK hahahahahahahhhahahaha
lads, see what i said to the yank? i said shut the FUCK UP yank hahahahahhaa
*spills a tommee tippee cup of orange juice up your trouser let as I waddle by*
Discovered anal sex
it's saturday mate, go back to sleep :)
"brit" ish general
is this going to be like this all morning until the aussies finally go to sleep? dire
we them boys
*poos on your croissant*
Oh that's alright then
*goes back to sleep, unaware of the fact that it is actually tuesday*
*wants patiently for the next person to try and make a serious post before I sic the Australians on them*
Brits are busy toiling, aussies are shitposting as they crack open their 9th beer of the evening
yeah the boys
uh oh, that's not a pain au chocalat!
why is action posting so hilarious
open pubes
>old english
Lol
>tfw not a salty sea dog
kek this is me