You wake up in... Medellín, Colombia

>you wake up in... Medellín, Colombia.
what do

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log into tinder

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show body

I'm a 5'11" 140lb twink but I have a pretty face and nice hair, its good enough in the usa so it should be good enough over there

send discord uwu

are you a big booty hoe?

Find some cocaine and some phat ass latinas and have a good time

i wish...

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ride one of the cable car things
eat an arepa
make frens with locals
maybe take a trip to guatape

kill yourselves

Get ripped off when locals hear my accent.

Looks soulful desu.

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>Medellín
I fuck multiple trannys, Medellin has the best trannys I am aware of this

just buy from supermarkets with prices on display and you could avoid this

Lomo Saltado time

Take an Uber to the airport and buy a ticket back to NY.

what is that?

at least they won't straight up murder you as they likely would if you tried to speak *nglish to them

I've actually been here. My frens family is from there and I had a blast.

Around 16k americans live in the metro area

Been to Colombia several times, although I only visited Medellin once. Would probably stay a few days, do some swiping on Tinder, and then head over to the capital, where I've far more friends.

Took pic related in Valle de Cocora in 2019.

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Hola Amigos! Que sobre el Pablo Escobar hombre? Yo quiero comprar un tshirt con su cabeza. Es $20 bueno? $30? Sus pesos son muy comico. Que mucho!

this has filter?

I'm not gonna stay in this shithole, gonna move to Costa Rica asap.

Might have sharpened it a bit, can't remember.

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you're getting ripped off if you're paying more than $10 for a t-shirt down here, unless it's a famous brand

looks like generic instagram pic desu

that was my ignorant tourist impression

Not a photographyfaggot, sorry

except it looks exactly like a generic photographyfaggot pic

do you have any more interesting pics that aren't instagram filter pics?

From the Valle de Cocora? No. It's just nature, hence the generic photographyfaggot pictures.

This
honestly I hate that, are they at least speaking spanish?

Do cocaine and get drunk

I guess a lot of them have a basic command of spanish. The thing is that a lot of digital nomad sites have been shilling the country due to low costs of living and reliable internet so we've seen an influx of expats in the last decade. Also the weather and presumably the nightlife have attracted them. I've also noticed a lot of foreigners have gotten into the rental units and airbnb market across the country