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two hours worth of interviewtoil tomorrow, h-here I go

Used to just play this song exclusively doing races because it sounded upbeat and only just looked at the lyrics to find out it's about a depressed alcoholic that keeps letting people down
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This woman is my 10/10

I'm 6'1 with a 4 inch dick haha

the women need to be brought under control

saw this SLAG... this little MINX.....this RIPE hunk of TOTTY... on Zig Forums

love thighs me

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DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO

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never understood the hate for sprouts they taste fine

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v. grim slag imagine that in 10 years

wooo oooh amarebejesfakiksyah
lalalalalala something something icksyah

same lad same

reddit

Welp I'm a fucking retard
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im moving to england in march, any one knows where to make frenz?

5'11 12 stone no fat and shoulders like cannonballs

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Fuck up cunt

no need to lie on the internet lad

pom
yank
kiwi

vaccination offices

any of you lot getting anything for wog friday?

fuck it I'm going to play gran turismo 4 all day

its "tective man a say say daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane"

still listen to the FFXIII soundtrrack from time to time when doing random shit around the house
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defrosting a spag bol

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but i did you CUNT i really did i really did is that so hard to believe

how big is ur arse lass?

Built for power

I've a friend I can introduce you to right now mate

*unzips dick*

>those two autistic friends that wanted to do nothing but 100 lap races with F1 cars
I'd rather have fun trying to push shitboxes to their limits

it annoys me that there isn't a handy one syllable slang word for strayans

no you're not
be quiet

some people probably just had minging overcooked ones

what is the official term for leafs

WE'RE FULL!

don't get it

wack

to the dumb yank in the last thread

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Big fan of hard men

gods

based

maybe a digital radio for the kitchen

no youre not, your own government is giving me money to study there

a licky boom boom dem

Looking proper thuggish today fell like decking some cunts

no lies, straight facts blud

for me it's driving absolutely nightmarish cars like RUFs around the nürburgring

reheated spag bol > fresh spag bol

many don't know this

bruce?

Kids are biologically hardwired to think sprouts taste like shit (look it up). Then for lots of people the habit just sticks in adulthood when they taste fine

emmets

I literally am though

¿?

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wahey look at 'im go

stop talking
be quiet for several days

canuck?

dunno if the light of my life is still here but im off now
til then my beloved

poo and that

literally only if you're incapable of making real ITA spaghetti bolognese

what a sweetheart

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no mate

wake up every morning wishing i didnt

Everythings gone to pot!

Mashallah

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regained my virginity again over the last few days lads

mental that lads in ethiopia have to fucking climb a mountain to go to church

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Really gets the noggin joggin de lids.

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>their
didn't know are borry was non binary x

de Pfeffel

me

best european cuisine?
worst european cuisine?

italian and swedish respectively i reckon. German seems pretty terrible too. British cuisine is mostly derivative (except beef wellington, pies and cornish pasties), so I don't think your cuisine really counts.

Incorrect on all accounts

i am 5ft10 10st 6

Not interested in anything apart from tv and films and even then im not interested in making them only watching

stop posting, you aren't welcome here

I think pages rather than actual people's accounts have non-binary wording by default xx

Really fancy a Stella, if you know what I mean lads.

ed sheeran

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dinner with gfberg and her friend on saturday
sinply cannot be fucked

*cups my fingers*
the balls on this guy

Belgian. Basically French cuisine but with added chips

Reminder that Aussies will say our food is derivative then hold up the Australia meat pie (meat and gravy in a pie) as an example of their unique cuisine

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There's another user here with my flag and he's being very hostile.

NEED it airlifted and dropped from 30,000ft right on my bollocks

Nothing more than an art installation. Now trip off or fuck off

fascinating
just.... fascinating....

i bought a viewquest mk ii earlier in the year for 45 quid it was advertised as used but it arrived in practically unused condition best thing i've bought this year

ugly retard

>Disturbing scenes early this morning in Liverpool, Mike Hunt reports to the DailyMail

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alri stanley

Never happier than when I was drinking tinnies after school in the park, calling younger kids bellends and running away when they called their older brothers.

Same but tuning the Escudo to make it more of a track car than a Rally one.

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go away you hostile bastard

unironically me too

based
acab

*sigh* they were white! Thought this was an opportunity to be racist.

Don't think many Australians would claim our cuisine is unique. In fact, I can't even name a single Australian savoury dish. The meat pie is simply not Australian, however, the manner in which it's often served here can sometimes differ. That doesn't constitute a separate dish though.

reading

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just dont understand this tracy emin art

it's for a movie rorke

seen. blacks execute a police officer for stop and searching a black man carrying a rpg-7 missile launcher in public. the officer involved has been sent to LGBT awareness classes.

Imagine his face when he cums.

when I think of a typical australian dish i think of snake tartare

ask his preist.

We need another Savonarola desu.

why would I imagine this

spicy mince meal I made yday wasn't too great. buffalo wing sauce I used was too vinegary

You stole meat pies from Britain, stealing is why you got sent to Australia in the first place.

spend more time watching ads than actual videos on youtube these days

me? wank directly into the bin

Why read that when you could read the Bible, the source of all knowledge

me driving to ur mums house for a cheeky shag
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What are the salaries for fresh CS grads in London?
Based CS user

err why are they petrol bombing police cars

I’m something of a gourmand and like all food really

australian haggis but they use crocs, kangaroos and snakes

what the fuck, those scrotes deserve the rope

Everyone is this webm is white you retard

cuz I don't care
when i'm with my baby yeah
all the bad things disappear
and you're making me feel like maybe i am somebody
i can deal with the bad nights
when i'm with my baby yeah

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never finished a wank before

What's your opinion of this man?

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urgently in need of a girlfriend like this