/brit/

Yes.

Rank our former colony immigrant communities in the UK from worst to least bad:

> Jamaicans
> Indians
> Pakistanis
> Bengalis
> Somalians
> Nigerians
> Ghanaians
> Zimbabweans
> Cypriots
> Yemenis
> Iraqis

Those are the major ones I think.

obviously its down to islam. they're all inbred mentalists

only paki i know is a lad so you’re wrong

Nah cba

SEND THEM BACK, SEND THOSE MUSLIMS BACK!

would take a handy off of this one even if it would look like a gorilla fending off a cornsnake

house smells like cat piss

Attached: EnmVj-BWMAI2Ye0.jpg (1368x2047, 526.47K)

Snitches get stitches
Remember, this rule is universal and it's international.
Be safe, have fun, live fast, die early..

Attached: c5rxus0acz941.jpg (746x960, 86.51K)

hateful upbringing?

>Rank our former colony immigrant communities in the UK from worst to least bad:

>> Cypriots
>> Indians
>> Ghanaians
>> Zimbabweans
>> Nigerians
>> Jamaicans
>> Bengalis
>> Yemenis
>> Iraqis
>> Somalians
>> Pakistanis

Might have to do with caste system as well. The Indians are sending their best

Ayy lmao

definitely managed to make herself look like an ayyy lmao there

actually I did it least bad to worst

>someone answer this
yes. it's islam.

can you handle her, wyteboi?

Attached: 3A870A74-421C-4E76-BAA0-D2C6E1E43FED.jpg (720x900, 50.24K)

Attached: 1605621856589.png (495x688, 426.98K)

she looks like she stinks of shit

Yeah most native Pakis are taught to hate India since childhood.

Having sinful thoughts about my local Anglican priest.

Solid list, would put Bengalis under Iraqis and Yemenis. They are pretty much Pakis but slightly less bad and without the decent looking slags

*unlocks the /brit/ door, takes off my coat, folds up my umbrella and dusts myself down*

*lets out a loud guttural scream of pleasure*

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO ALIVE, AND WHO BETTER TO SPEND IT WITH THAN THE GOOD OLD /BRIT/ LADS THEMSELVES

ahoo, ahee, aha! ahem, ahum ahoooooga ahoooooooooooooooooooooooooga!! wahey wahoo wahee woi oi!!!

How much would she cost for a night?

yeah agreed with this list 2bh

>anime

Holy fuck.

hey mate

Wahey!

jew

She got with a black guy and had a son with him after getting ran through by white men lol

what

Attached: 0fcbc57336fbcc72da560a42222c56b0.jpg (2845x3656, 1.02M)

currently drinking mead

oi oi

*nods in solemn agreement*

How do I practice English spelling? Is there a game or something. I've noticed that sometimes I have difficulties spelling difficult words

I've learned to spell surreptitiously correctly
also the word bequeathed

Attached: 1605289390674.jpg (228x221, 6.44K)

Eating the gf's mum's fartons

They're delicious with a glass of horchata

Attached: fartons-valencianos.jpg (1000x667, 154.99K)

Honestly I was going to do exactly that with bengalis but then I thought about all the bengalis I have met and they've all been actually quite hard working decent people, they're still muzzies though which is why they arent near the top . Dont know about Iraqis or yemenis so I didnt put any thought into them.

Nothing sexier than a bruise.

jews

i just right click when the red line appears under the word

i need antibiotics for a wisdom tooth infection, but i can't afford to see the dentist for a prescription
what do?

i learn magic for she

have you ever worn any female clothing

tits

Her tiddies be fine.

all black women would prefer a white man if they had the choice

Just ate 4 fried eggs for breakfast

love gfur me

oh my god this microsoft teams meeting is getting closer and closer with every minute I'm utterly FUUUUCKED
DOOMED
DONE
CURSED
FINISHEDDD

Knickers, long socks, heels, a dress

*slaps my thighs*
right, well
*slaps each thigh in turn*
I think that's my cue
*slaps out a short beat*
you know
*stomps, slaps and claps the pornhub theme*
best be off
*does a couple rounds of We Will Rock You*
beat the traffic
*does the gorilla solo from the cadbury's advert*
make some headway
*slaps my cheeks with an open mouth to make some hollow knocking noises*
hit the ol'
*lifts my legs over my head and spanks myself*
make some tracks

what state are you in? i payed fuck all last time I got something at the dentist

Wore some of my sister's knickers when I was 11.

start torrenting everything you can now and maybe your internet will be too fucked when the time comes to have it

Cretinlad still not showing his face?

Just give up and join the ranks of the dolemen

nothing sexier than entering the gents bogs and seeing an elegant penis sticking out of the glory hole awaiting the succ and fucc

>ex dumped me and started dating another guy
>she said she wanted to be friend still
>said why not
>eventually we both go back to uni in same city
>I accidentally run into her with her bf
>I am bigger/taller and when I introduce myself he goes "wait...user?!" as I am walking away
>ex blocks me from social media day after

Uh wtf? fucking women what did I even do

What's the meeting about?

Mad how the way the sun shines through my window and I feel really motivated to do stuff an be productive and then the sun recedes into the grey sky and I feel like shit and dont want to do anything

I've only just now come to notice this but for ages I've wondered why it is I so sporadically feel productive and then lazy. Which means this country really is bad for me. No wonder I like the desert so much.

Attached: 1513101861545.png (657x527, 30.4K)

i often wear ladies knickers to work
they're mine though so i don't know if they really count as "female" clothing

Attached: 1755.png (1272x1920, 2.58M)

Scoop it out with a cotton bud mate

are you from Finland? Because you're FINNISHed

Attached: 1543815605911.jpg (400x399, 23.78K)

I had a black gf for a few months who says she loved how white men treated her.

Join it, start talking and then turn off your WiFi while you do so it looks like your internet is down

Text your boss saying you're on the phone with your ISP and they don't know how long until it will be back up

Wallah

*cracks a fart*

based idea 2bh
not yet
uni work which I haven't done - utterly fucked it

Attached: 1598542428321.jpg (1826x3942, 1.58M)

Probably money everythings about fucking money these days

Vic

Attached: 1533913795939.jpg (960x882, 147.78K)

Pull a Toobin.

cope

Most likely reason? She probably told him that you were an abusive ex

they tend to do that

She'll unblock you soon, she probably did it for his sake after being intimidated.

lads do you listen to the christmas song called dominick the italian christmas donkey

fondly recalling on a holiday in Thailand as I was awaiting the return of my mrs from a public lavatory, I spied a cleaner of the female variety in the MEN'S toilet, of all places, so I scurried on in and start boldly urinating in complete view of my reluctant new widdling companion
was quite a rush

Attached: bZQgABxdzYUO4PcPzFRAo8BiuJJj8XqNmLSaA2pufn0.jpg (450x800, 67.61K)

bet they've seen that stunt pulled a million times lol

BELLOWING

Attached: 3EUKPofAi899tydH.webm (480x480, 1.56M)

am an immigrant. I'm a coon, a wog, a pickaninny; I'm brown, black, yellow, slit-eyed, juju-lipped. I eat ethnic food, I put spice in my meals, and every fucking ragamuffin has had the time of his life at my ethnic council apartment. I play the steel drums; I play the bongos; I'm Aboriginal, I'm Bangladeshi, I'm latinx, I'm an Arab. I have a hooked nose and a monobrow. I don't believe in the age of consent and I think God is both manifold and beyond conception. I dare to say nigger. I smell of poo and curry and cocoa butter, my nose is flat; I have braids upon braids, cornrows, dreadlocks. My pubic region is an Afro and my leg hair is in topknots. My arms have Fu Manchu mustachioes. I've got buckteeth and webbed feet and a vestigial tail. I'm inbred. I married my cousin. I'm an honour killer, a cartel member, a sheikh, an imam. I play football and cricket. I'm brown as poo and black as night. I'm Wakandan. I'm a shitskin, a raghead, a dune coon, a spic. I am Pedro; I am Ngubu; I am Pajeet; I am Chang; I am Abdul. I'm a thief, an acid attacker, a mugger, a pickpocket. I work under the table. I am a refugee. I fear dogs. I wash my feet. I am circumcised. I have a Soundcloud. I shoot people in my car; I stab them on the street; I say skeng, and leng, and gat, and piece. I eat fried chicken and samosas, sushi and durian, korma and sake. I'm a chocolate beauty, an ebony dream, a caramel fantasy, a cinder toffee surprise. I don't use deoderant. My teeth are white; my skin is dark. I have a plate in my lip and a bone in my hair. I have cannibalistic tendencies. I chimp out. I'm a benefits cheat. I have 11 kids and 15 siblings and 1 parent and 36 Aunties and Uncles. I want reparations. I deny comfort women, the Armenian genocide, African corruption, Chinese state surveillance. I cook dogs. I'm woke. I'm with her. I'm a nignog, an Uncle Tom, a based black man. I love hip hop, bhangra, nasheeds, and K-pop. I vote for the leftists. I will not leave your country.

Attached: 1602530627014.jpg (211x238, 10.72K)

Anymore milfs?

So true

FOLC

not since Chris Moyles was on the airwaves

A lot of women in the UK, both black and white, got a mixed race baby fetish. Its fucking weird

Do you people actually find this goblin attractive?

rii vaaz zol

now thats a good shout

Need this in the west

Attached: F15243C2-0782-4296-A21B-7B23A47D27D6.png (540x519, 448.28K)

imagine naming your kid cooper

Tights are pretty sexy

Attached: lfug134.jpg (2448x2448, 2.37M)

>>I am bigger/taller and when I introduce myself he goes "wait...user?!" as I am walking away
I dont get this bit, why did he say that?

don't want to
would rather whinge on here

Boggles the mind, like 90% of people are disgusted by mixed kids and it permanently lowers their social standing

yes, most people aren’t nonces who puke at any woman older than 20

it's a surname
but you can bet if it were MY surname, I would make it my nickname

felt threatened

Well it seems you're fucked

>like 90% of people are disgusted by mixed kids and it permanently lowers their social standing
No
Where are you from, Iraq?

Attached: 7FD698C3-44E1-43BD-8076-8A74FF3944A4.png (640x645, 384.37K)

clear tan/light burn lines are pengest thing ever

Attached: 730zVtqUsTgVb8nN.webm (720x720, 716.17K)

would love to see them booted into the stratosphere

would punt these little runts into the sunset

Attached: RC_141016_6135.jpg (1600x1067, 439.63K)

Like I am introducing myself and he is acting normal, but once I say my name I can hear him talking to my ex as I walk away like "wait, that's user??"

I dunno either

he's not finished, he's only 28!

I will now buy your game.

Attached: 1712.jpg (1042x617, 137.42K)

Attached: VN3loKPraINPPN-z.webm (576x720, 1.22M)

cope

You really think the average person respects the single mother pushing a pram with a little half breed in?

It's one of the lowest places in society

love this

Emma Watson does gross coffee poops every day.

Attached: 99765119-1E09-4AA5-BB82-349AC0FE7DB3.jpg (400x400, 44.7K)

Attached: 1770x2029_9c20346e0cf95dddde0f7f3c5413f63d3685435db188ba7976c.jpg (1770x2029, 896.16K)

Oh okay, that makes sense now. Alright. You should prey on his fear lad, and shag her again. She definitely would.

youtube.com/watch?v=AoN7m2xDgqE

there was someone with the surname 'cooper' in my secondary and everyone called him coops

he's probably balls deep in her clunge as we speak lad

How much would she cost for a night?

She refuses to hangout with just me :'( says her bf won't like it

Attached: 1605908591233.jpg (582x607, 54.26K)

>1 second apart

for me it's ai becam sonam

Attached: 1764.gif (500x188, 1000.25K)

this what the role of proles will be by 2040, stunted gimped caricatures of themselves

makes sense
might name a dog that in the future

I'm an up and coming young professional

My Dad always says 'looks just like you' when he sees this.

Why do women like being ignored? You don't call or text them and they'll start calling/texting you a lot. You call them/text them frequently, they'll air them and give you little attention back. It's not only a young woman thing, I've dated birds in their 30s who are just like this.