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I have three online girlfriends who don't know about each other

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If it makes you feel better my mom had to pick me up covered in my own puke at a tram stop i literally couldn't walk and had to be on the back of her bike not very proud moment

fuck i meant to reply to polish user

Thanks

Where you an adult when that happened.
If so, damn I would die of regret and embarrassment.

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when I was young I was a very religious boy. would wake up, take a bath, then pour water with a cup in the Sun’s direction, would chant hymns, and so on.

then I had my first masturbation experience, i saw a scantily clad female statue outside when I was passing through a shanty town area, it was probably of some goddess but it was naked—they make the statues nude and then put clothes over them. I had a massive hard on, and kept staring at the statue and I sat there for 15 minutes staring at the statue and then I think I came. it felt the best thing I’d ever experienced in my life, but then quickly within moments it turned to shame. I don’t know what it was but it made me think that I was a bad, wrong person. I went home and lay my head down in front of the statue of Durga and started crying and asking for forgiveness. It’s pretty fucked up now i think about it but that’s what it was.

Then it happened again, this time in the shower I had an urge to touch my member and I masturbated intentionally, and then that white sticky goo came out. That was it. That horrified me. I thought this was some kind of punishment from the Goddess. I was fucked. I somehow didn’t want to tell this to my Mom, and the next few months were full of guilt. I kept praying, “make it stop, please”. that was until when I was 13, and I had an arm fracture, both my arms were fractured because I was playing football and fell head on, with both my wrists twisted and broken. on one occasion, I had an urge to masturbate but could not, my maid noticed this, and let’s just say she basically gave me a handjob. She told me not to tell and that it was okay and natural.

Since then I masturbated with no tension. I think the addiction crept up slowly. Like when I was 15-16 I masturbated like 6 times a day over in the summer vacations. I eventually had sex, and it slowed down but after the girl dumped me I relapsed back into masturbation.

she hates that i have a few too many once in a while, similar shit happens like 3 times each year maybe, but this one was definetly the worst ever. No real damage was done other than my dignity fortunetly, since i managed to clean everything nicely. Also made a fool out of myself at the party i was at before coming back home.
holy shit rip dude, thats a real pity

I tested positive for COVID and came into work anyways because I wasn’t having any symptoms. A week later one of my coworkers tested positive so he probably got it from me.

He spread it to his wife and she hasn’t been able to work so they’re in a dire financial situation. He posted on Facebook begging for money from anybody because they will probably lose their home.

He’s a 5’6” manlet though so I don’t feel bad about it.

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t. faggot and sociopath

dw thats just an indian problem

I fucked those women

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Priscila betti
Lexe smith
Ashley boettecher
Nastasia ponomarenko
Gahoole

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furiously based

i was 19, an ambulance was called even though i said i didn't need one and the paramedics just called me a idiot and left

can't relate user, but know this, you are a based autist

t. manlet

>i birdwatch and can spend at least 30 minutes to an hour crouching in the same spot with my camera and binoculars
>i hug and kiss my pillow to help me sleep
>i sit by a white sheet with a UV light and take pictures of the moths on the sheet
>i like curling my eyelashes upwards with my fingers
>i always end up mouthing lyrics to songs i really like
>sometimes i join discord server voice chats and never end up speaking in them even though i really want to

i birdwatch and can spend at least 30 minutes to an hour crouching in the same spot with my camera and binoculars.
i hug and kiss my pillow to help me sleep.
i sit by a white sheet at night with a UV light and take pictures of the moths on the sheet.
i like curling my eyelashes upwards with my fingers.
i always end up mouthing lyrics to songs i really like.
sometimes i join discord server voice chats and never end up speaking in them even though i really want to.

>on one occasion, I had an urge to masturbate but could not, my maid noticed this, and let’s just say she basically gave me a handjob. She told me not to tell and that it was okay and natural.
I suffer in India

>tfw you deleted my post to fix a grammar error because otherwise you won’t stop thinking about it but someone’s already replied to your post after it’s been deleted

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I have not been able to sleep in months, I am terrified that it might be because of some brain tumor or cancer and I'm dying, I have not told this to anyone else

lol i thought you deleted it out of shame so i just quoted your entire post to make sure people will read it

i do gramar errors and typos all the time nobody give a shit

>you deleted my post
*you deleted your post
arghhhhh

>15 yo
>at 18
Amateur

If I was any older I would be feeling a lot more regret.

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