/brit/

teens are the boomer fetish
milfs are the zoomer fetish

Attached: 1196.jpg (1200x800, 72.01K)

would slam this pig like theres no tomorrow

seen worse tbf

Attached: D8ZMTG-XsAA-_ao.jpg (1574x2048, 371.99K)

reminder that 190 is still ignoring his racist past

haha stupid cunt
bet you feel like a fool now

Britain cries out for a pint of cask Jaipur

Attached: thornbridge-cask-web.jpg (864x414, 61.28K)

so we're showing off our beards eh?
rate mine lads. been growing it since lockdown 2.0.

Attached: kkgh.jpg (600x450, 56.22K)

Attached: 1477442601351.png (424x630, 297.1K)

why?

stuff is disgusting
what i really miss is esb not had any since jan
could really go for a cask of the stuff rn desu

Why do non sex havers have such high standards

Love these british slags m8
Can't wait for lockdowns to end so I can return to your country and fuck more of these exceptionally loose, disease ridden, whorish women
God bless

I dunno i'd probably shag 75% of women between 16-46

hrmmm good for her

Attached: 1598767501495.png (850x791, 709.68K)

Today I learnt that Robbie Williams believes in Pizzagate. I don't even know if that's based or cringe.

Attached: academic frog.jpg (655x527, 36.32K)

off to see the dentistberg

don’t care
your gimmick “prank” is dumb and you’re a mongrel

One morning in the month of May
When all birds were singing
I saw a lovely lady stray
Across the fields at break of day
And softly sang a roundelay
The tide flows in, the tide flows out
Twice every day returning

A sailor's wife at home must bide
She halted, heavily she sighed
“He parted from me, me a bride
Just as the tide was a-flowing"

The tide flows in, the tide flows out
Twice every day returning

Attached: 1563042073933.jpg (1200x630, 72.83K)

Teens aren't a fetish, young looking attractive women are what all men are attracted to. Unless you're some kind of messed up freak.

whos this fittie?

wasn't me who did it mate only bore witness to your foolishness

porn

America has a N_____ problem too.

the marvel cinematic universe is retardation

open the fucking pubs

Attached: 1539014497230.png (886x886, 70.28K)

‘

this but unironically

pop your head out of london every now and then

Ah jayses imagine 14 miscarriages your heart would be broken

Epic

OPEN THE FUCKING PUBS

That guy was based 2bh

*Runs the twins over with my car*
oops

ALDIODER KIDS
GUIDA PAMPARAQUI
YUBEDER RAN DEEDER RAM
FASTER DAN MAY BALLET

open the tanning salons bojo

Attached: aj-pritchard-1563644688.jpg (1670x1670, 375.5K)

ALEXANDER BORIS DE PFEFFEL JOHNSON

GIVE ME BACK MY PINTS

Attached: D2o7qxDUgAAUACV.jpg (214x250, 7.89K)

but we have literally all the things in the first sentence as well, or did you just conveniently forget that

That's what happens when you pop birth control your whole life

glad all the pubs are going bust and wont open again. alcohol is grim.

How do you just not eat? Diets are so fucking hard, sick of being a fat cunt.

mad thing is that this is unironically substantially better facial hair than mine and im nearly 27

you'd get glassed the moment you walked into a pub, chink autist

nothing wrong with having mommy issues

Boris if you know whats good for you, you'll keep everything shut!

I'm not going back to work for nobody. NOBODY!

Attached: 15022684487011143965587.jpg (600x583, 58.72K)

He spent lockdown posting the same picture of frog in wheelchair with drool running out of its mouth every day

Simple as.

Attached: britons 'ate eachother innit.png (607x446, 164.05K)

we have more of those restaurants and they're probably better here too though

what a fucking joke, the Government have taken the absolute piss

do pubs matter? no.

do sport events matter? no.

does the death of many people because of these events being open matter? yes.

its quite easy. dont put thing in your mouth. if you lack control over your own movements then you should see a doctor.

SMOKE

Attached: 1588215490843.webm (360x360, 1.83M)

one word: speed

my dude looks faded af bro
all those camera flashes and my dudes pupils still like whoa bro

seethe pubtard

Open the fucking barbers Boris please I'm begging you.

Attached: toil.png (500x533, 746.34K)

BOJO
PUB
NOW

Attached: ea4.png (396x385, 96.37K)

How are elephants so based

except that it turns you into a pathetic cuckold who likes to be dominated by women

because it's obscenely peng

ESB is good, but so is this. Try again lad

Attached: CpVwvEgWEAA2Sfn.jpg (4096x2296, 1.79M)

OPEN THE FUCKING CHARITY SHOPS

>how to lose weight
>eat less
WRONG
>don't eat
YES...YES!!!!!

I think I literally have an eating disorder, never not thinking about food. When reading, working, driving, sleeping, browsing, watching films.

there's a new diet called the sleepy diet, what you do is compromise your sleep so severely that your body focuses more on your tiredness rather than your hunger, making it easier to cope and eat less, and then just do that daily for a month e z weight loss

Can you not wait one single month to not get your haircut you stupid cunt?

>ALEXANDER BORIS DE PFEFFEL JOHNSON

>GIVE ME BACK MY PANTS

Attached: de9d77948851fe9fa5836ff70673416dec5a435d1db39c9e81c6f305e967610f.png (841x623, 294.91K)

there's some ok thornbridge jaipur is minging tho

Keep it closed runt

Attached: 1584268763143.png (219x230, 9.18K)

Turkish barbers? y/n?

nothing wrong with that
it’s a pretty comfy feeling

where does Deano go when CL football is on?

eat nutrient-dense food rather than fatty shit with more calories than it's worth

n

i went to one once and the turk got a boner. never again

made a very provocative post and received no (You)s.

open tha motha fucking JD sports bruv

Attached: kj.png (1216x1058, 1.5M)

MEOWING

Attached: 1794.jpg (478x296, 51.56K)

>nothing wrong with being a cuckold
hmmm right

Have a sesh booked on Friday for me

Mate I've got a proto mullet going on.

it's going to be okay

Attached: 7y4yd5had2161.jpg (500x764, 44.29K)

in my mid 20's and still haven't learned how to cook

Attached: 1465422219557.png (431x528, 119.64K)

sueposter be like: uhh I'm 26 and I've never had a gf (NOT EVEN CLOSE!!)

also sueposter: hey wanna see over 10,000 pictures of some dlist jpop star? how about pictures of tranners? cats? emma watson? what about my interest in history?

Interethnic marriages exhibit puzzling ethnic-specifc gender asymmetries. Both in the UK and the US, black women are much less likely to have a white spouse than black men while the pattern is exactly reversed for East-Asians, in particular Chinese. In the UK, Black Caribbean men are 50 percent more likely to have a white spouse than Black Caribbean women: 22 percent Black Carribean men intermarry with whites, compared to 15 percent of Black Carribean women. On the other hand, Chinese men are half as likely to have a white spouse than Chinese women: the rates of intermarriage with whites are 9 percent for Chinese men and 17 percent for Chinese women. A very similar pattern is observed in the US as well where Black men and Asian women are more than two to three times more likely to have a white spouse than their counterparts of the opposite gender.

Seems obvious to me, white slags gets a black guy, white guy gets an east asian. everybody wins

Best Manc band coming through

youtube.com/watch?v=YEXN0Jv-3w4

you've got the hair of a chinaman

crack on then

Open the fucking Coral

as long as another man isn’t fucking your wife I don’t see the problem
some men like to be dominated some women like to be dominant
simple as

youtube.com/watch?v=aKEu3EmBCzQ

brit likes this song dont they?

*surreptitiously pages GCHQ*

whats wrong with any element of this