The Danish People's Party wants to turn abandoned military installations in the remote regions of Greenland into asylum...

The Danish People's Party wants to turn abandoned military installations in the remote regions of Greenland into asylum seeker camps.
I think this is an exceedingly funny idea. Not only does this keep them out of the way and unable to commit crimes, it also encourages them to leave the country if they don't enjoy the brisk -63°C temperatures and complete lack of sunshine.

Frankly as a nation I think we're just too generous. Imagine, not only do you get to stay while your asylum application is being denied in court, you also get a free trip to a barren wasteland camp on one of our most beautiful colonies.

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But the Danes have no right unless the Aboriginals agree.

The funny thing about that is that they actually don't have a say. We're the ones allowing them to organize their own society, but since they're part of Denmark and entirely funded by our tax money, we can do what we want.

That's a protip for you, so don't forget it.

They'd be far, far away from the nearest town, so there wouldnt be much to complain about for the greenland """aboriginies"""

Regardless itll never happen, its a big larp mentioned for the shock value, and baits on 4channel i guess

This is a fine idea.
I will write parliament with a suggestion to implement this policy here. We could use bear island, or maybe Svalbard that way they'd be afraid to leave camp lest they're assaulted by Russian gopnik miners.

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Looks very beautiful. I've always wanted to travel through Greenland and Iceland but can't afford it.

actually good idea, browns till the land and since they already live in deserts theyd be comfy.
kebaps in snow, Al-Khudariard.

why did you put Aboriginies in quotes?

I think he means that they're something like 75% ethnically Danish because of mixing. They're more Danish than Greenlandic, which is why so many of them is adopting all sorts of hipster shit like "traditional tattoos" to show just their greenlandic heritage.

It's kinda like Americans larping being more Irish than the Irish.

based

this makes no sense. You know there are still indigenous on the island?

Danes are pretty dumb. I guess that's why they're irrelevant

How can Muslims even live North of the artic circle during Ramadan?
In the most populated part of Greenland, nights can be as short as three hours.

>How can Muslims even live North of the artic circle during Ramadan?
Guess we'll find out.

The inuits got there after the norse. Earlier cultures got there first but they died out.

>we can do what we want.
For now...

Based, we also sent lots of them to the middle of nowhere. They complained that there's nothing to do, city center is too far away, food is bad etc. and many of them went to Sweden or returned back home.

BASED

They just come up with a bullshit rule like "It's actually the night at Mecca" or something.

>food is bad
>this food... for dog only
I remember that documentary

danes gov is trolling in real life

I really want your faggot country to stop existing once and for all

fuck off white invader
freedom for greenland

They make up a new rule like Allah can't see beyond the Arctic circle

But then where will you migrate en mass to shop at WalMart on Friday nights?

>You know there are still indigenous on the island?
Did you know that most are married to ethnic Danes or the offspring of Danish-Greenlandics?

Fucking leafs and their American-tier education.

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stop LARPing
drumpf lost

This is an extremely funny idea.

Drumpf is irrelevant. Greenland is rightful American soil.

>Greenland is rightful American soil.
I don't think your president, Joe Biden, agrees on that.

Chadnada
You are no longer needed, die

those ungrateful fucks are never happy no matter what they get, so might as well not give them anything
wish we could send ours to Greenland as well desu

That doesn't change their indigenous claim. Just look at some of Canada's indigenous people.

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>let me tell you about your country based on things from my country
Heh, get the fuck out of here Amerimutt.

ØL PLZ

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god you're dumb

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What happened to the plan of sending asylum seekers to an island?

you will be the NEW greenlander

Stay in your shithole poojeet.

>hørgen dørgen let me try to redefine a well established word in a language I don't speak natively

You realize your socials 11 class in HS was a brainwashing cuck program right? The """"first"""" nations had no nation and were predated by the vikings.. you realize those alcoholic gib seekers in rural canada are just parasites right?

I don't want to visit your cringe country.

Not my President.