Shorter average American white guy looking for tall brazilian gf. What are my chances?

I'm a 5'8, average face white guy that makes good money in the US. What are my chances of getting a tall brazilian gf?

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You're shorter than me, it's over for you bro, and I say this as an ugly micro penis man

The power of the green card can do many things.

So Brazilian girls care about green cards? Also how far does the American dollar go in Brazil?

Right 1 dollar is worth 5.39 Brazilian bananian reals, so should go very far. $200 is worth an entire month's worth of minimum wage for example.

Many Brazilian girls would like to live in the USA, of course. But remember that Brazilians only know about Miami, Los Angeles and New York City.

If you make 2000 dollars a month you'd be considered upper middle class in Brazil

>I'm a 5'8
It was over before it began. Your only chance is getting some gold digger.

>I'm a 5'8
Literally zero

Just by speaking English you can easily catch any Brazilian. If you live in the USA and earn a good salary, literally any Brazilian wants to date you.

Perfect I make over 5x that amount per month

I'm pretty successful with women in the US. I've had 2 hot girlfriends that were taller than me at 5'10 and 5'11. Unfortunately I've come to the realization that US women suck and have too much baggage for me so I'm looking elsewhere

You're fucking rich by our standards, they won't give a single fuck about how you look

>tall brazilian gf
lol I'm 1,78 and I can't remember the last time I saw a girl taller than me. Women here are extremely short.

Brazillians are not tall, average brazillian male is 5'6, you'll be okay.

Holy mother of projection

Average height for males here is 174 cm

You barely find any zoomer shorter than 180cm in the South/Southeast

Well, I guarantee you that your height is a huge turn-off for most women, so if you think they will date you because of your looks, you should be advised that it's pbbly not the case. And Brazilian women are just like all western women, I'm saying that from personal experience with international dating.

Very high. Brazilian women are the easiest in the world. They love foreigners and dream of leaving Brazil.

>Women here are extremely short.
also this. Brazilian women are short brown and fat.

That title belongs to Russian women.

Brazilian women are quite moody and like bad boys kinda like American women.

>like bad boys
It depends. I'm ~le good vibes~ lad, and I'm as successful with women as it gets.

I'll be ok my friend. In my personal life the majority of women that have had an issue with my height have been the shorter women 5'0-5'5

Is it possible to learn this power?

Also upper-middle class I bet and owns a BMW.

Try Tinder.
No. I'm middle-class, but I don't even have a driver's license.

>the average female height in Brazil is 158.8 cm (5"2)

im male
6'2
kiss me

>I'm a 5'8, average face white guy that makes good money
Never tell women you have money, that's rule #1.

He's just trolling you, I'd say Brazil is one of the countries that less care about height, as long you're a little bit taller than the womans average, you're good, speaking from experience
If you're looking for a tall gf I doubt you would find any, tall woman are kinda rare here, but good luck

>I'd say Brazil is one of the countries that less care about height
Most women don't. All the top artists in northern Europe are Nafri manlets.

cope

>Southeast
Stop lying, many zoomers are 165-170cm tall.
>174
lol, no.

>Make good money
Very easy