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>Mom?
edition

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nature be putting the monke man down

oatmeal is shit
for me it's semolina with butter and cinnamon

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stop eating immigrant foods

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just ate a delicious meal prepared by my attractive and fit dutch parents.
what did you do, masturbate and eat gulag oatmeal? commit suicide lifelet

Because it turned into a thick mess of peanut butter and that's all I could taste. Not even the cinnamon.

you added too much peanut butter then

i only put a one spoon full into mine

It was just a spoon full

>Semolina pudding has been eaten in Europe since Roman times. The recipe book of Apicius (roughly dated 4th century AD) describes a semolina porridge made from farina mixed with almonds, raisins and raisin wine.
what did he mean by this
Learn how to fucking read

Durum wheat is thought to have originated in present day Turkey, Syria, Iraq, and Iran.

>raisin wine.
Isn't that just wine??

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tomatoes are from the new world
stop eating pizza you fucking asshole it'sa fucking immigrant food

god shut the fuck up

>asshole
umad?

let me guess
*pulls out comically large spoon*

uhhhhhhh

yeah I fucked the couch and an ancient potato chip crumb lodged itself deep into my urethra

how often do y'all shave?

once a week

I trim the beard once a week

Tea spoon

I shave my legs every 3 days

everyday

that wasnt meant to be directed at you

I see, i'm sorry

already past midnight aaaaaaa

why dont you get a job that lets you work from home

Ate some soup and now my head feels fucking amazing

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Factually wrong

Probably right

oh yeah let me just do that oh w p oh wow wtf
guys i just found a job i can from home and the pay is fucking good wow i guess it was that easy
thank u bruce very cool!

it literally fucking is get your ass back here

You sick?

Eat a stinky cheese and step on grapes with pretty french girls mamma mia