If you were to pick a mainstream abrahamic religion, why'd choose anything but Catholicism?

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Because catholics are faggots following satanic popery and almost destroyed christianity

t. heretic

Because I'm not a cuck

I grew up catholic

I wouldn't. What are you assuming?

Orthodoxy is better aside from catholics having the better cathedrals

Amen.

t. retard
if you knew anything about european history at all you'd know the catholic church's entire existence has been centered around political manipulation, intrigues, and outright warfare against people they don't like who believe christianity but with some details slightly different and therefore they are heretics and deserve to die (what? we just want to sieze their lands? that's preposterous!)

Because Islam is the truth

Same

yada yada yada yada yada

I'd pick Catholicism because all the catholic girls in my state are hot

Isn't it obvious?

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You have Orthodoxy and you have heresy.
Simple as.

Enjoy hell.

t. 15 old zoomer tradcath

In the other thread the Russian OP(?) asked why were tattoos considered heretic. The reason was to separate christians from the traditions of other tribes so their customs were flat out prohibited.
>You shall not make any cuts on your body for the dead or tattoo yourselves.

>Everyone I dont like will go to hell!

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Where did Jesus mention you have to pray to a pedophilic tax corporation? Where do you think pedolics and other heretics go?

I am not catholic and they are even faggier than orthodox people

t. Heretic

You don't want this to happen

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Baha'i faith is the truth

It’s all bullshit. You’re arguing over bullshit. People are dying over fake, mythological bullshit.

When I die I really hope I see Zeus or some shit

daily reminder

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Honestly never expected Orthodox to be that high but still, prots get the bullet.

Its a fucking Zig Forums image. Orthodox church doesnt even marry faggots.

there is no difference between these sects maybe 300 years ago but not now

Vaticuck II normie “Catholics” don’t count

If you're qualifying anything Christian as mainstream, then Unitarianism.

same lol

I grew up protestant despite my mother being a fervent catholic

Because Anglicans/Episcopalians exist and Catholics are basically thirdies.