Why were meds so angry?

Why were meds so angry?

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i miss the good ol'days

Conquering is fun

I am sorry for destroying your cool empire

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BVLL genes

Everyone else was angry, Romans were comfy.
They just wanted snow beardy to ditch those pantaloons, wear a toga and come eat some olives in the sun.

high t.

>I am
You are not German

we wuz frankz and frisianz

Mesopotamia, Dacia and the Caucasus were quickly given up again
borders under Hadrian were the ones that lasted long
Dutch, deutsch
same thing until like 400 years ago

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So you're responsible for creation of France at most

somewhat
according to /his/torians the Dutch can claim charlemagne because his language (frankish) is closest to dutch but I take it with a grain of salt

Manlet rage

it was attila in 5th century and the turks in the 13th-14th-15th century

That was germans from the rhine nigga, and goths were nordics

In my country we basicly are sailors and warriors for a thousand years non stop we are adapting to modern life

netherlands is just the rhine delta with funny accent german lanklets

The romans described Germans as giant blond haired blue eyed monstrous beings. Knowing the diets of the time they probably would have been no taller than like 170cm so the Ronan’s must have been really fuckin short.

>dutch
>related to any great germanics
Nigga, Germans hate your Yiddish ass

No you dumb bitch

Romans were about 1,60cm to 1,65cm and Germans were 170cm to 175cm.

I think this is what's observed in bone findings

Yes the romans were 4ft11 danny devitos. And the germanic tribes were composed of 5ft3 blond giants.

Literally midgets fighting one another in their little armored soldier uniforms.

Adorable. Imagine how petite the women would have been. As tall as midgets but with normal proportions. Possible coomfuel

Germans love the Netherlands

The history books disagree with you. If the modern day turkish league likes eachother is irrelevant when concerning the original ethnic conflicts.

But ancients were supposed to be shorter than modern people. How the fuck were barbarians 170 when even Napoleons height was average for his time

the Netherlands love Germans

are you that obsessed Portuguese who got mad when he found Germanic ancestry in his DNA test?

I don't know that poster.

Little arab dicks

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Celts threatened our borders so we cut through them like slicing bread off the oven

>we
lol
also, before that happened, Romans learned to make Chainmail from them. Slicing through Gauls wasn't easy.

>Average penis length in Egypt is 15.69 cm

> inb4 triggered red hair Celt

Slicing through Celts wasn't easy. Admit it

>tfw my cunt has the biggest peepees in yurop

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It was not your fault. Rome died with the republic.

The Eastern Roman Empire aka Barbarians larping as Romans are not real Romans. If you're not from Rome, you're not a Roman. Simple as.

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