What the fuck is Ellie Kemper's problem??
What the fuck is Ellie Kemper's problem??
Camden Barnes
Isaiah Cruz
Raised by a religious cult
Charles Reed
Her family killed Owen Hart
John Powell
Too fuckable
Landon Stewart
It's not a cult it's some weirdass midwestern knockoff debutante ball. Her family owns half of St. Louis and Kansas City, she's like Missourian royalty.
Liam Phillips
I remember seeing a friend click on that video back in the day and getting disappointed that it was such shit.
Sebastian Lopez
not worshiping my cock with her lips and tongue, most likely
Jason Brooks
Vince killed Owen long before hoisting him to a zip line.
Samuel Clark
She's in the wrong aspect ratio
Gavin King
Wonder if she knows these people
Ayden Evans
It's a bit more than a pageant. You're right it's not a cult, but it does have some spoopy shit going on with it.
Lucas Reed
shes not blocking my airway with her asshole
Anthony Sanders
>married a kike
>forced him to raise the children Roman Catholic
Yeah I'm thinking she's pretty based based.
Carter Lewis
That was such a fun time on the internet, when people were making funny shit just to get noticed so they could make more funny shit, now it's all about trying to be an influencer.
Jose Kelly
>Over the Edge was a professional wrestling pay-per-view (PPV) event produced by the World Wrestling Federation (WWF, now WWE) on May 23, 1999, at Kemper Arena in Kansas City, Missouri, United States.[2]
>Kemper Arena
how far does this wormhole go
Xavier Turner
I just looked her up and you're right. I have no idea why she went into acting with all that money. She might be the reason that Jon Hamm got into Hollywood.
>One of her teachers was actor Jon Hamm, with whom she appeared in a school play
Hunter Anderson
She grew up in Kansas City, not St. Louis but there's almost certainly some crossover. They likely belong to some of the same social circles, at the very least.
Jacob Walker
>rich kid uses their parents money to get into the arts
Story old as time
Zachary Peterson
There's something fishy about her family's dynasty.
According to Spencer, by the late 1970s, the wives and daughters of the elite, for whom the Ball constituted a sort of marriage-market, had become resistant to its inherent sexism.
Even members of the VP Organization began to express distaste: William Maritz, a one-time Veiled Prophet, said, "'A lot of members' in the late 1970s 'felt uneasy with the social connotations' and that 'people were saying 'get that godamned ball off of television, don't force that on the community.
Blake Richardson
That's redundant.
Hudson Gutierrez
>Co-creator of Nathan for You
based
>Now writes for SNL
fag
Jaxson Bailey
>>rich kid uses their parents money to get into the arts
Of course that happens. I'm more curious about the (possibly sexual) relationship between her and Hamm. And if anyone else she fucked got famous.
John Hill
What’s with so many trust fund kids with shady billionaire families in comedy lately? Kemper Kroll Mulaney and half the Jewish cast of Bug Mouth
Ian Murphy
Gabriel Murphy
I am down to discuss Ellie Kemper's sex life thoroughly
Gabriel Baker
comedy was in vogue during their childhood so now their dreams are our problem
Robert Gomez
Paul Rudd was friends with Jon Hamm growing up in St Louis. So there might be something there.
Luke Hughes
B O O B A
Landon Wood
they're all in a satanic cult together
Christian Parker
Moloch worship
Jack Nguyen
Same genes as Edmund.
Michael Price
mulaney is legitimate. an honest performer with real jokes and punchlines.
Adam Foster
>satanic
nah, it's just rich white people doing weird shit because they can for lulz