What the fuck is Ellie Kemper's problem??

What the fuck is Ellie Kemper's problem??

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Raised by a religious cult

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Her family killed Owen Hart

Too fuckable

It's not a cult it's some weirdass midwestern knockoff debutante ball. Her family owns half of St. Louis and Kansas City, she's like Missourian royalty.

I remember seeing a friend click on that video back in the day and getting disappointed that it was such shit.

not worshiping my cock with her lips and tongue, most likely

Vince killed Owen long before hoisting him to a zip line.

She's in the wrong aspect ratio

Wonder if she knows these people

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It's a bit more than a pageant. You're right it's not a cult, but it does have some spoopy shit going on with it.

shes not blocking my airway with her asshole

>married a kike
>forced him to raise the children Roman Catholic
Yeah I'm thinking she's pretty based based.

That was such a fun time on the internet, when people were making funny shit just to get noticed so they could make more funny shit, now it's all about trying to be an influencer.

>Over the Edge was a professional wrestling pay-per-view (PPV) event produced by the World Wrestling Federation (WWF, now WWE) on May 23, 1999, at Kemper Arena in Kansas City, Missouri, United States.[2]
>Kemper Arena
how far does this wormhole go

I just looked her up and you're right. I have no idea why she went into acting with all that money. She might be the reason that Jon Hamm got into Hollywood.
>One of her teachers was actor Jon Hamm, with whom she appeared in a school play

She grew up in Kansas City, not St. Louis but there's almost certainly some crossover. They likely belong to some of the same social circles, at the very least.

>rich kid uses their parents money to get into the arts
Story old as time

There's something fishy about her family's dynasty.
According to Spencer, by the late 1970s, the wives and daughters of the elite, for whom the Ball constituted a sort of marriage-market, had become resistant to its inherent sexism.
Even members of the VP Organization began to express distaste: William Maritz, a one-time Veiled Prophet, said, "'A lot of members' in the late 1970s 'felt uneasy with the social connotations' and that 'people were saying 'get that godamned ball off of television, don't force that on the community.

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That's redundant.

>Co-creator of Nathan for You
based
>Now writes for SNL
fag

>>rich kid uses their parents money to get into the arts
Of course that happens. I'm more curious about the (possibly sexual) relationship between her and Hamm. And if anyone else she fucked got famous.

What’s with so many trust fund kids with shady billionaire families in comedy lately? Kemper Kroll Mulaney and half the Jewish cast of Bug Mouth

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I am down to discuss Ellie Kemper's sex life thoroughly

comedy was in vogue during their childhood so now their dreams are our problem

Paul Rudd was friends with Jon Hamm growing up in St Louis. So there might be something there.

B O O B A

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they're all in a satanic cult together

Moloch worship

Same genes as Edmund.

mulaney is legitimate. an honest performer with real jokes and punchlines.

>satanic
nah, it's just rich white people doing weird shit because they can for lulz