/smg/ - simplicity, modernity, generosity

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(Stocks not pols)

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/piss-drinking/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

Previous Shit thread:

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It's not immoral, it's fucking creepy
Grow up

I bought in with the rest of my cash reserves

You can call your Rabbi and tell him to dump it now

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Thoughts on this Uber offering to Grubhub? I might jump into Uber here around $32.50

>salami
>sauerkraut
>peperoncinos
>sweet teriyaki glaze
>all within a toasted bagel
literally the best sandwich I've ever had

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that sounds damn good ter

NOOOOOOO THE OUTCOMES ARE INVERSE TO THE POSITIONS I HAVE TAKEN (THIS IS NOT TO MY LIKING)

Careful you might give a bunch of weebs heart attacks. Their "fluffy" bodies can't handle the shock of you questioning their pixel waifu.

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does tda flag day trading if you have a cash account? is there any way i can day trade without the 25k?

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UPWK FLYING

If you don’t have margin you should be fine. You just have to wait for cash to settle

where is Lunchbro???

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rip based skizo programming guy

This
I make a few trades a day on a small TDA portfolio and never had any issues with waiting for cash to settle
Sometimes its annoying but just wait a day

>does TDA obey FINRA regulations

Only applies to margin accounts

Once again, /smg/, I told you so

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>almost bought COTY this morning

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OP pic is probably my favorite onions.

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AAAAAH FUCKING MGM RELEASED A REOPENING PLAN FOR ALL US LOCATIONS WHY DOESNT LINE GO UP!!!!

That increases expenses with few travelers. Sounds bearish

What fucking retard would buy wayfair stock at this price

Why does it keep going up FUCK

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he's still subject to reg T though

Why are people trying to compare this crash to 2008 and other previous crashes? Obviously, the other crashes were manmade or due to financial negligence but this year's crash was due to a natural phenomena which is the coronavirus. It's going to be a V-shaped recovery isn't it?

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Haha, remember mumu? You said it yourself... The market doesn't reflect the economy.

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Terry was the greatest. I miss him so bad
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You could buy a cheap piece of furniture instead and make them lose money

>he doesn't know

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

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trailer park REITS will probably do well over the next few years. What are a few slum lord stocks to invest in?

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>Obviously, the other crashes were manmade or due to financial negligence
So is this one.
>It's going to be a V-shaped recovery isn't it?
no. everything is fucked, but stocks will go up because free money

Right. That’s why I said he has to wait for cash to settle. If he makes 6 day trades but each trade only uses 10% of his cash then he’s golden

Why is there an entire thread dedicated to tankers? I thought that meme was over. Are they just bag holders or is there a real play?

Dunno. Is this actually "news" or is it something everyone expected?

Could be due to the new cases of COVID19 in Wuhan, some worrying overt that.

It was triggered by a health emergency, but the conditions for the recession were in place. But yes, V-shaped is still one of my base cases.

Its cope

Whichever datacenter REIT that hosts Reddit's servers.

because they are midwits trying to justify shorting the bottom

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It's the tanker bagholder containment thread

I heard it will be a w shaped recovery.

I figured because I was immediately filtered for asking why they’re shilling tankers after contango ended.

Should I liquidate the majority of my energy stocks to go all in on $OKE?

A whole thread full of sunk cost fallacy retards. It will only disappear once every single one of them gets margin called and winds up destitute. But even then they will be screaming about muh best quarter ever and muh special divvies

>the other crashes were manmade or due to financial negligence
>it's not manmade
>it's not due to financial negligence
topkek

>being rational means someone shorted the bottom
Oh, so it's bait.

>the bottom
Imagine believing the worst is over.

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I don't really look at my brokerage account that much. I just pull up the S&P,T,DIS or MRO tickers on google from time to time. If the S&P is green, hey all good for me. I've made more money. Why those tickers? Cause that's where the bulk of my investment money is.

I heard it will be a Z shaped recovery

I think I’m Addicted to penny stocks

Here’s a hot tip: many of the problems from 2008 have not been fixed.

The market needed a correction and the virus was a perfect excuse to do so.

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It will be a Q shaped recovery, my dad works at NTDOY, trust the plan.

No, you are addicted to gambling.

What’s the point of you posting this? Walk me through your thought process

MRO's on fire today... glorious isn't it..

Boy I sure am glad I own TGTX!

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>implying they will be fixed
>after QE4
lol

Lockdowns need to end.

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You must be new to not remember blogposters.

thanks chads, just called and switched to a cash account

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Bros believe in the BABA pump

Definitely a œ shaped recovery.

Cause there's more to life than just obsessing over every little what have you that happens to your investments. Some people get so addicted to micro managing shit that they forget that there's more to life than just that.

I’m just doing my civic duty by trying to make them realize how retarded they sound

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It's bait but I appreciate the image user. Tights are amazing.

>correction
>dip 30% and then recover 80%
>"All fixed guys!"

who /cunning/ here?

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OH NO NO NO
>THE BOBO
OH NO NO NO
>THW FAGGOT. BOBO

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA NO NO NO

>BEAR
HAHAHHAHAHAH
>THE BOBO

did you listen to the earnnings?

the crash was fake and gay all along

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YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, THIS IS MY LIFE

>Cause there's more to life than just obsessing over every little what have you that happens to your investments. Some people get so addicted to micro managing shit that they forget that there's more to life than just that.
normie_get_out.jpg

That's a cute frogator

And all the bigboys bought the dips that you sold.

Rate my gambling portfolio

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What are some discounted tech stocks that still have the potential to moon?

yeah what about it

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>Wayfair puts

Pump it.

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>WFC is a gamble
I like to think of them as a small hedge against an actual V shaped recovery.

Looks like the lunch downturn is here. Buy your cheapies while its down and prepare for the post lunch pump.

the expiration dates are way too soon

why would you do that to yourself

ahhhh what is tqqq doing?

The real crash hasnt even begun yet. We are in 2007 cope and delusion. 2008 is just around the corner.

Basedo

Sadly but true. 2008 looked fine too and everyone believed the V shape recovery meme

>massive deleveraging
>bag dumping gets mixed in, because why not
Not sure how that can be fake and gay, but you do have good tastes.

They're going to trade them, definitely, they'll work both the buy and sell side to their advantage. But they're not going to keep markets afloat any longer than it suits them, and they'll be the first to exit if it suits them.

C
UN
NNY
All in

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UPWK

Thanks I finally know what to buy

Now that the first part of the W-shaped recovery has peaked, when are we going to be able to grab some more bottoms?

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Yeah I unfortunately agree as well. It’s painful to be mostly cash but I think it’s the right choice in the long run. Now simply is a bad time to enter the market.

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