/smg/ - Stock Market General

another day
the market is the same color

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/crab/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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First for Jesus Christ.

I love cunny. SPY 280 eow.

no it appears he walked off. they tried to toss to him and he was gone so they announced his segment coming after a commercial and they came back and just went on without him

bought calls yesterday at close, will buy puts today at open, literally free money

Those digits...

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I wonder where he went...
I like Andrew the most of the early morning crew, until the Heavyweights (David, Jim, and Carl) arrive on the scene

Who here actually has bearish positions?
Are you all bulls?

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>reuters.com/article/us-tesla-prices/tesla-cuts-prices-by-as-much-as-6-in-north-america-to-boost-demand-idUSKBN2330DP
Short T

We need to go extremely red today otherwise I'll feel like a chump for selling yesterday.

explain what happen overnright?

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My cash is my crab hedge.

people told me everyday that the next leg down will happen, now I officially missed the dip ;_;

we are on the same boat, we need to find strength to continue knowing this for the rest of our lives

Close I sold sold some covered calls yesterday for highest prices since march that are now >$2 itm

Just wait 10 years for the next one?

I don’t buy that story, probably just has the morning off.

Also, same. Well actually becky is my fave but she doesn’t really count. She’s too much of a professional, unlike andrew and joe.

An information broker with an infrared camera caught the distinctive glow from one of pompeo’s “victory cigars” from above his toilet, indicating that odds are in favor of the chinrar situation going better today.

He logged into the gmail account he uses to sell info to his hedge fund clientele, pinging a cell tower in the area. Since he only ever reports from the field with good news, a machine learning algorithm that managed to crack the cell towers picked up on his movements and bought ES hard. This triggered many stoplosses for the bears, popping futures up.

At this point, lonely men on the internet in the middle of the night saw green pixels and reported to the little known (but highly respected by those in-the-know) stock market general thread on fourchannel dot org slash biz to speculate on why the cartoon bull had the cartoon bear in a headlock.

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Dax is going parabolic BRRRR

You did, until you didn't. What, do you think this is over in two months?

bump for pajeet plays

brrr

Yes, because none of us told you otherwise or explained to you that a manufactured downturn by legal suppression of business was not the same thing as a depression. But no, you listened to the Wall Street Journal. Even when the money printer started up to hasten the recovery.
Plenty of stocks still 30% below normal, suck it up and buy in while there's still time rather than blowing it all on dumb ultrabull calls now that you've seen the light.

Another vaccine

Hopped in SOXL at 147 yesterday, hopped out at 155 this morning. Hopefully there will be more delicious dips today.

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Somebody explain the NIO moon this shit dumped so much last week. Manipulation?

Kill yourself, tripfag.

has the morning off? lol
he just finally came back
he was gone for a good 10 minutes after that freakout session

>cnbc.com/2020/05/27/goldman-filled-bankruptcy-usa-start-recession.html
AAAAAAAAAA SELL SELL SELL

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Holy based...

that is just sad bobo

Umm... Guys I just woke up... How are we so green?

What news came out

daily leverage bear etfs like sqqq, tza, faz and tvix all have that percentage based movement that makes them decay over time right? Meaning they rarely close higher than previous day unless some serious shit happens.
Wouldnt shorting these be the freest money ever?

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Now this is some shoeshine boy tier shit kek

nice try bobo

seekingalpha.com/news/3577429-nioplus-6-after-bofa-turns-bullish?mod=mw_quote_news

cnbc.com/2020/05/27/bears-officially-massive-faggots-dow-50k-end-of-year.html

goldman... bankruptcy...

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Arbitrage.

portfolio managers jacking it to the images of Amerilards packing the beaches during Memorial day

SELL SELL SELL
THE MURDER HORNETS KILLED GOLDMAN SUCKS CEO

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STONKS GO UP EVERY DAY
EVERY DAY
MAKE MONEY
EVERY DAY
EVERY DAY
BOBOKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
IT JUST KEEP PRINTING
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
NIGGER

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so what your are saying is: you would like to buy a call on a big index?

I made you nigs look.

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There is evidence stock markets fall because of lack of Vitamin D.

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No news, meaning shops are still open and the economy is still rebounding to the normal values for all these stocks, so those with brains that function on a span of more than one day to one week want to buy stocks before they are full price again.
Reminder that the market was not built for day traders, you're just skimming and facilitating the process for the real investors.
That's the one thing that's NOT manipulated about the market in this case, that people are buying based on actual understanding of labor and goods rather than on the daily headlines you worship and think an "organic" market should always follow.

its happening

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just because we click everything

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So is this going to last this time? I don’t trust Chinese companies

This market is now running on hopium and unlimited QE. Probably creating another bubble in the process.

We are ALL going to MAKE IT guys.

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youtube.com/watch?time_continue=9&v=4dPjONDN3ZI&feature=emb_logo
BASED GOD NIGGA

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Wew I did just hear his voice for the first time today... yeah he does not have the morning off.

If he actually freaked out like that, there’s gonna be some great shit on YouTube and Twitter today.

top kek

TIME IN THE MARKET
BUY EVEN IF YOU SEE 20% DIPS

Jewsus Christ could turn water into wine and multiply food. He was long commodities.

A bubble of bubbles.

>another chimp out commencing
BULLISH

My two favorite swifts...
Sorry Jonathan, satire just isn’t that sexy.

SO WE STILL SELLING TQQQ ON OPEN BUYING ON CLOSE OR JUST HODLING?!?

I would click on your mom's pic, even thou she is the ugliest bitch that was ever fucked.

>increasing the food and wine supply
Sounds like he was short commodities, supply and demand my man.

taylor swift only got political after she gained 40 pounds

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Airlines are going straight back to ATH.

every ID green

Holy fuck I am finally in the green

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Big brain post. I guess you're right.

This is the guy who invested a shitton in Theranos, right?

holy shits

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And We Work. The richest guy in Japan basically left him to his own shit.

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yup. All green till the end of June.

i bought DHT instead of airlines

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Face is bloated, but otherwise a much better look. Nothing sexy about a skeleton.

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it's him and the chick tossing back and forth now and joe is nowhere to be seen
dollars to donuts andrew went and freaked out on the producers and joe is getting a talking to

RVLV what do you think it’s worth ?

the Joe fact that will shock you

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Andrew has jewish powers, Joe is 100% goy
no way Joe survives this one

May Poseidon grant your sea cats a safe passage.

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imagine becky in a tsco shirt :3

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safe passage to the afterlife maybe