explain what happen overnright?
/smg/ - Stock Market General
My cash is my crab hedge.
people told me everyday that the next leg down will happen, now I officially missed the dip ;_;
we are on the same boat, we need to find strength to continue knowing this for the rest of our lives
Close I sold sold some covered calls yesterday for highest prices since march that are now >$2 itm
Just wait 10 years for the next one?
I don’t buy that story, probably just has the morning off.
Also, same. Well actually becky is my fave but she doesn’t really count. She’s too much of a professional, unlike andrew and joe.
An information broker with an infrared camera caught the distinctive glow from one of pompeo’s “victory cigars” from above his toilet, indicating that odds are in favor of the chinrar situation going better today.
He logged into the gmail account he uses to sell info to his hedge fund clientele, pinging a cell tower in the area. Since he only ever reports from the field with good news, a machine learning algorithm that managed to crack the cell towers picked up on his movements and bought ES hard. This triggered many stoplosses for the bears, popping futures up.
At this point, lonely men on the internet in the middle of the night saw green pixels and reported to the little known (but highly respected by those in-the-know) stock market general thread on fourchannel dot org slash biz to speculate on why the cartoon bull had the cartoon bear in a headlock.
Dax is going parabolic BRRRR
You did, until you didn't. What, do you think this is over in two months?
bump for pajeet plays
brrr