>be me 22 years old
>server at restaurant
>packing to go orders as we are closed for dine in due to chink virus
>back is facing the entrance while packing, but notice some guy, looks about 25, standing right in the door frame facing towards the street
>looks like hes just waiting for someone
>continue packing to go orders
>finally bring up the completed to gos and place them on the pick up table
>ask the dude standing in the doorway if he needs help with anything
>"oh did you just now notice me?"
>wtf???
>"sorry man did you have a to go order?"
>NPC stare
>silence
>"is this your order right here? For craig?"
>nods yes
>"how long were you going to let me stand here?"
>I'm acting confused to just get him to pay and fucking leave
>"sorry sir, is this your order, for craig?"
>more silence
>"how long has my food been sitting there?"
>"um well we make it as soon as you call it in"
>"well are you going to apologize for this terrible customer service?"
>have to apologize because I need this job
>"sorry man, I'm just a little confused, here is your order"
>"no I dont want it anymore"
>hes still standing there
>"ok? I apologized to you man I'm not sure what you want me to do?"
>"just be better"
>"ok-"
>"at your job"
>leaves
That last line from him was pretty fucking based, but when LINK hits $1000 can I just assault faggots like this and get away with it?
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