Today marks Chainlink's 1 year anniversary since mainnet launched!!!
I'm sure it's been a rough year for many, especially with the extreme and absolutely honked state of the world.
Let's celebrate mainnet's launch anniversary by posting your favorite memes, pasta, screenshots, archived threads and chainlink related stories! Let's have some fun for a change frens!
WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER
DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!
THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY! HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!
>You're telling me this project has confirmed ties to the banking cartel (Iso 20022 compliant, just in time for the Psd2 directive), the cream of the crop of global legal firms and institutions as well as some of the biggest tech companies in the blockchain space focused on the soon to be mass adopted enterprise level smart contracts such as consensys, Microsoft, IBM, docusign, Intel and Digital Asset and that the solution to the oracle problem which it is aiming to solve is essentially the God protocol as described by the creator of the smart contract concept himself, ie one of the main pillars of the fourth industrial revolution and the backbone of the future blockchain infrastructure (10% of global GDP in less than 10 years) that will allow massive automation of post trade processing, thus saving all the biggest markets such as derivatives, logistics and insurance possibly trillions in saving, AND its the only project of its kind due to its blockchain agnostic and decentralized nature and has the first mover advantage, but despite all these confirmed facts it's being largely ignored by the crypto community, although it has gone up from 120 to 50 (update: 13) ranking in a bear market with no marketing just in a couple of months, simply because a dozens of dedicated autistic neets down vote every possible clue about it on reddit and ACTIVELY fud their own investment instead of shilling it, because they're the only ones who realized this revolutionary project would basically replace all the lawyers with neet nodes where 1 link needs to be worth at least 5k usd in order to be sufficient collateral for the quadrillion derivatives market, the same neets who first called btc and eth when no one was taking crypto seriously and have harnessed the power of weaponized autism and meme magick to put Trump in the white house? Do you realize how delusional and insane that sounds? Personally I'm all in.
Those of you who have been blindly following the chainlink shills are absolute fucking retards. If you had an IQ above 90 and spent 30 minutes researching, you'd actually understand why you are making the best investment of your lives.
The problem with this board is literally most of the Chainlink shills could not explain to you why Chainlink is actually an amazing bet. The few anons that do get it and post legitimately useful information get ignored because most of this board is dense and dumb as fuck and when they can't understand something they act like it wasn't even posted.
Chainlink is next gen. It will make all current holders with 10k+ millionaires. You may have to wait 2-3 years, which most of you will be too dumb to do. You'll see a 5x a year from now and because you've been checking the price every fucking day for over 1500 days you'll think "fuck it, I'm selling, this isn't going anywhere!". When the token actually goes parabolic you'll be holding the keys to your piece of shit Corvette and those of us who weren't total brainlets will be having you park our Bentley's because you work as a fucking valet now.
This is not pasta. Do not repost this. This is simply the truth. Fucking screencap and check back in 2023
Christopher Gray
the odd thing is i believe you. but i also do wonder with the dips of btc how will it ride out for link in the future? will it ever "correct" once it booms? assblaster didnt seem to think so. But he also only predicted 200$. Things to ponder.
Evan Rivera
Nobody knows the time of the price singularity. But when it happens, everyone will know. All across the world, voices will echo "..what's wrong? Is everything ok?" A few vehicular accidents will occur seemingly for no reason. Several pilots, delivery drivers, and one pajeet who forgot to close a submarine hatch will all last be seen yelling at their phones. Binance will crash. Everyone scrambling to buy LINKs will see 404. Etherdelta will become so overwhelmed with traffic it will slow to a halt. It will become unusable. The only orders that will happen will be buy orders that have already been placed. LINK will reach unimaginably high prices within minutes. Every noLINKer's eyes will watch. The tiny LINK cube on coinmarketcap will be reflected in their eyes. However, the ones who knew..the ones who had heard, but didn't listen.. their cubes will be distorted by tears. As these tears fall onto rapidly moving fingers that are refreshing binance or etherdelta multiple times, Haunting music rings in their ears infinitely. The harrowing noise of the bells causes the noLINKer's soul to shiver..and scream. Biz will be filled with LINK memes. All threads will be titled "You had your chance." Monitors will be smashed. Laptops broken in half. Weddings, family reunions, graduation ceremonies, and other social events across the world will be plagued by the audible cries of noLINKers who knew the path but didn't take it. Their hopelessness crushes them inside, but they keep having to wageslave, and forcing a smile on their face every day to avoid ever being asked "what's wrong?" again will eat away at their sanity. This soon becomes a worldwide phenomenon, and noLINKer syndrome will be added to DSM-V and heavily studied. Most normies will continue enjoying their playpens. But the ones who knew.. they will become uncomfortably intimate with despair... For they know they missed the opportunity of a lifetime, and another precious path to freedom has disappeared forever.
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