Chainlin anniversary thread

Today marks Chainlink's 1 year anniversary since mainnet launched!!!

I'm sure it's been a rough year for many, especially with the extreme and absolutely honked state of the world.

Let's celebrate mainnet's launch anniversary by posting your favorite memes, pasta, screenshots, archived threads and chainlink related stories! Let's have some fun for a change frens!

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

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>You're telling me this project has confirmed ties to the banking cartel (Iso 20022 compliant, just in time for the Psd2 directive), the cream of the crop of global legal firms and institutions as well as some of the biggest tech companies in the blockchain space focused on the soon to be mass adopted enterprise level smart contracts such as consensys, Microsoft, IBM, docusign, Intel and Digital Asset and that the solution to the oracle problem which it is aiming to solve is essentially the God protocol as described by the creator of the smart contract concept himself, ie one of the main pillars of the fourth industrial revolution and the backbone of the future blockchain infrastructure (10% of global GDP in less than 10 years) that will allow massive automation of post trade processing, thus saving all the biggest markets such as derivatives, logistics and insurance possibly trillions in saving, AND its the only project of its kind due to its blockchain agnostic and decentralized nature and has the first mover advantage, but despite all these confirmed facts it's being largely ignored by the crypto community, although it has gone up from 120 to 50 (update: 13) ranking in a bear market with no marketing just in a couple of months, simply because a dozens of dedicated autistic neets down vote every possible clue about it on reddit and ACTIVELY fud their own investment instead of shilling it, because they're the only ones who realized this revolutionary project would basically replace all the lawyers with neet nodes where 1 link needs to be worth at least 5k usd in order to be sufficient collateral for the quadrillion derivatives market, the same neets who first called btc and eth when no one was taking crypto seriously and have harnessed the power of weaponized autism and meme magick to put Trump in the white house? Do you realize how delusional and insane that sounds? Personally I'm all in.

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Only once will I post this. Only once.

Those of you who have been blindly following the chainlink shills are absolute fucking retards. If you had an IQ above 90 and spent 30 minutes researching, you'd actually understand why you are making the best investment of your lives.

The problem with this board is literally most of the Chainlink shills could not explain to you why Chainlink is actually an amazing bet. The few anons that do get it and post legitimately useful information get ignored because most of this board is dense and dumb as fuck and when they can't understand something they act like it wasn't even posted.

Chainlink is next gen. It will make all current holders with 10k+ millionaires. You may have to wait 2-3 years, which most of you will be too dumb to do. You'll see a 5x a year from now and because you've been checking the price every fucking day for over 1500 days you'll think "fuck it, I'm selling, this isn't going anywhere!". When the token actually goes parabolic you'll be holding the keys to your piece of shit Corvette and those of us who weren't total brainlets will be having you park our Bentley's because you work as a fucking valet now.

This is not pasta. Do not repost this. This is simply the truth. Fucking screencap and check back in 2023

the odd thing is i believe you. but i also do wonder with the dips of btc how will it ride out for link in the future? will it ever "correct" once it booms? assblaster didnt seem to think so. But he also only predicted 200$. Things to ponder.

Nobody knows the time of the price singularity.
But when it happens, everyone will know.
All across the world, voices will echo "..what's wrong? Is everything ok?"
A few vehicular accidents will occur seemingly for no reason.
Several pilots, delivery drivers, and one pajeet who forgot to close a submarine hatch will all last be seen yelling at their phones.
Binance will crash. Everyone scrambling to buy LINKs will see 404.
Etherdelta will become so overwhelmed with traffic it will slow to a halt. It will become unusable.
The only orders that will happen will be buy orders that have already been placed.
LINK will reach unimaginably high prices within minutes.
Every noLINKer's eyes will watch. The tiny LINK cube on coinmarketcap will be reflected in their eyes.
However, the ones who knew..the ones who had heard, but didn't listen..
their cubes will be distorted by tears.
As these tears fall onto rapidly moving fingers that are refreshing binance or etherdelta multiple times,
Haunting music rings in their ears infinitely.
The harrowing noise of the bells causes the noLINKer's soul to shiver..and scream.
Biz will be filled with LINK memes. All threads will be titled "You had your chance."
Monitors will be smashed. Laptops broken in half. Weddings, family reunions, graduation ceremonies, and other social events across the world will be plagued by the audible cries of noLINKers who knew the path but didn't take it.
Their hopelessness crushes them inside, but they keep having to wageslave, and forcing a smile on their face every day to avoid ever being asked "what's wrong?" again will eat away at their sanity.
This soon becomes a worldwide phenomenon, and noLINKer syndrome will be added to DSM-V and heavily studied.
Most normies will continue enjoying their playpens.
But the ones who knew..
they will become uncomfortably intimate with despair...
For they know they missed the opportunity of a lifetime, and another precious path to freedom has disappeared forever.

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i have missed this copy pasta.

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Get a job

SERGEY BETRAY

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go back to twitter you cringey faggot

haha, great pasta fren

1 year
0 users

I ate a big mac this day last year, it kind of sucked ass

Cheers OP. I've spent a majority of the last year exclusively posting linkpasta on biz because i'm so fucking comfy. anyways, cya next year!

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What a sad pathetic bunch.
You almost deserve the betrayal.

FUCK $1000
FUCK $2500
FUCK $5000

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $10000 EASILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE ARE NOW ENTERING THE $10000 TIMELINE, AND BELIEVE ME FOLKS, THIS ONE IS MUCH MUCH MUCH MORE EXCITING.

MY VISIONS SHOWED ME A GROUP OF NEETS PULLING UP TO ROTHSCHILD MANOR IN GREAT BRITAIN IN THEIR ARMORED LAMBHORGHINIS PUNCHING THRU THE FRONT GATES AND SURROUNDING THE MANOR WITH MINI TURRETS ATTACTHED TO THEIR BUTTERFLY DOORS. IN THIS TIMELINE SERGEY NAZAROV HIMSELF DRIVES A PROTOTYPE ONE OF A KIND MCDONALDS EDITION LAMBHORGHINI THAT WAS IN THE WORKS BY SCIENTISTS AT CERN TO BE THE FASTEST VEHICLE IN EXISTENCE, WITH A HORSEPOWER OF 2500 EOY
SERGEY WOLFS DOWN HIS MCDONALDS, BAG INCLUDED, AND STORMS THE HOUSE WITH ALL OF US BEHIND HIM
ONCE INSIDE, ALL NEETS AND NAZAROV LOCATE MR ROTHSCHILD AND EXECUTE HIM ON THE FUCKING SPOT

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO HAPPEN!!!! THINK ABOUT IT!!!!!!! EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE IN THE UNIVERSE!! THIS VISION IS REALITY AND IT HAS ALREADY MANIFESTED!!!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $12500 EASILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the FUD is unironically trying to save you guys. I want you inkies to consider one, just 1 thing:
Why isnt LINK at $10 yet? think about everything it has
>Oracle
>Google
>Microsoft
>SWIFT
>BSN
>OpenLaw
>Ethereum Allianoce shilled it
>TRON partnership
>Mentioned in Government documents, Bill Gates foundation, etc
LINK also has outstanding technology never seen before
>Tsigs
>Town Crier
>Mixicles
I could go on.

But heres the thing. Everyone knows how great chainlink is. The whole entire world worships link, from og crypto gurus to e thots. Nobody doubts LINKs importance except 10 angry people on Zig Forums. No one, absolutetly no one in the entire world doubts chainlink at all.

And thats exactly why it wont moon. In simpler terms, you are priced in. There is no more shock or surprises that could happen to chainlink. Elon Musk could namedrop chainlink tomorrow, and it would still be under $5. Your coin is almost too perfect at this point. Theres not much else that could happen. There is no journey left. Sure you could wait for commercial use to pick up the price like what Oracles doing, but that is 10 years away from actually affecting the price because Sergey designed it in a way to have loads of throttle before requiring a price increase with collateral.

You already won. No one doubts LINK anymore. Its priced in.

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I am a racist and I hold Chainlink. And I know I'm not the only one. I first heard of this smartcontract middleware project when posting in Stormfront. We were brain-STORMING (pun intended) some ideas that we nazis could use to undermine women and minorities and some intelligent user brought up investing in the project and became the most upvoted idea. What does Chainlink have to do, at all, with opressing women and minorities you may ask? Well, I will explain to you in a way even a pathetic, weak and stupid female would understand, so you better be grateful here: Because of the inefficiency of modern day contract enforcement, generally dominated by slow and inefficient government owned courts, in the last decades modern society has seen a huge explosion in the number of people employed as white collar workers. The stereotypes about white collar workers, all of them, are absolutely true. They are lazy pieces of shit, doing non-essential make-work while browsing their phones, maybe doing an hour or two at most or real work in the entire day. This is the context in which women entered the workforce in masse. Women can't do real jobs. Well, maybe 10% can do something useful, but most of you only strut around in air conditioned offices like you're the hottest shit in the world, while men still do 95% of the work. So what is going to happen to all that unnecessary administrative bloat? Thanks to our man Sergey Nazarov the days of you paper pushers, lawyers and other parasites are numbered. Within a decade all these jobs will almost be gone. Smart contracts will make all of you go back into the kitchen, where you should have always been because there won't be a Jew megacorp willing to waste its money in hiring you when NEET nodes will do it for a fraction of the price. Chainlink, the currency for a bright future where women will be oppressed and niggers curb stomped into extermination!

HEIL FUCKING HITLER
LONG LIVE SERGEY NAZAROV THE LEADER OF OUR REVOLUTION

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How are we going to mitigate the effects of PTSD that all marines get? We've been fighting this war for over a year now with our brains psychologically altered beyond repair from being on this board. One day soon when the singularity hits we will instantly be rich and the war will be over. The effects of this probably won't be much different than a solider in Fallujah scraping the scalp off the ground of some Muslim suicide bomber before a tour ends and 12 hours later you are sitting on the couch with your kids watching Ellen Degeneres.

PTSD among American marines wasn't as prevalent back in the day as it is today because they got to come home on a ship with their mates and had 30 days or so to decompress.

I'm afraid the singularity will hit and I'll be rich and 2 days later I'll be walking into a Walmart to buy a CHIA pet and all of a sudden I'll start getting anxiety and hit the deck when I hear someone say something in passing that I might misconstrue as LINK FUD even though I’ve already made it

What if I'm driving with my nephews and nieces taking them to the park and I see a Mobil gas station and my brain starts envisioning Möbius FUD and I run the car off the road and kill us by wrapping my car around a tree?

I almost want to stay in this prison at Zig Forums. The larpers and shit posters almost give me a sense of security that I know I won't have once we have made it, and you are all off making mixed raced babies with nasty Indians who have left their pajeet husbands.

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checked

I unironically market dumped my stack of LINK yesterday and put it all into Mobius. I'm sorry but the lack of updates, developments, communication and quite frankly the tasteless overshilling of LINK around these parts has ruined my enthusiasm for it. I don't really think Sergey has his heart in Chainlink anymore. Something changed along the way, I can feel his enthusiasm for it waning similarly to how he just up and left NXT like a thief in the night. He probably had a great time raising millions of dollars with the ICO and being a famous celebrity on biz, and I'm happy for him, I really am, but he lost his hunger for success along the way and now he's just hungry for Big Macs. The Bitcoin superconference will likely be a total shitshow. I've no doubt the price will dump within minutes of Sergey staggering off stage after another tedious regurgitated speech where he doesn't even mention Chainlink. He's probably just going there for the free buffet, alcohol and hookers. Look, I really enjoyed holding LINK, it was a pretty cool bag to carry for a while, but Mobius is definitely the new wave of oracle tech and has all the momentum now. I can't let it pass me by.

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sergay betrayed us all, we were supposed to be all in this together

FULL POWAH, NO SHOWER, 24 HOUR, ALL IN STINK SINCE JAN 2018, MADE IT!

How do i buy Chainlin?

First they laughed and paid me no heed,

To them I said, not selling, didnt read,

Next they screamed until they were pink,

But I’m never selling, not even 1 link

Again, they swore that it was a scam,

But I couldn’t hear, I was choosing my lam,

I waited for days, weeks, even years,

Each day getting closer to no-linker tears,

They laughed, they pointed, and they shouted “cope!”,
But I simply smiled, as they tied their rope,
Despite all the fud, the torment, and fear,
I knew deep down it would be 1k eoy,
Then one day, out of the blue,
Link was one dollar, one fifty, then 2!
“You’ll never make it, it’s a pyramid scheme,
link ‘s only value is based on some meme”,
“My god, all this fud over linkies?”
I thought to myself as my wallet grew stinky,
Then one day, I never thought it would come,
All those no-linkers now wanted some,
They begged, they cried, they screamed and they plead,
Please sir 1 $link that’s all that I need!
The moral is this, in case it needs telling,
Despite all these words, didn’t read, never selling

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Why I think LINK coin is going to the moon:

-Is decentral: The currency is decentralised thanks to implementing blockchain on ERC667

-Erc667 is for erc20 what DAG is for blockchain: Clearly Superiour.

-Is Oracle: The LINK coin can be used to transfer data safe, fast, private.

-Is Partners: Big partners: Salesforce, Docusign, Microsoft, Swift. And many others. Is only secret!

-pump today: LINK pumped most % on my blockfolio app today, and I follow a lot of coins, even coins like IOTA

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These threads are tragic. Delusion becoming stubbornly cemented. All or nothing mentality. You can see bagholders become bagholders.