Office Wagie General

"You're doing fantastic at your actual job, but we don't like your attitude. Please fix it." - Edition
> I never realized how unfair and anti-meritocratic capitalism was until I started living it

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The one hope we have to escape this nightmare. Wish me luck, boys. I'll bail this board out if I make it.

250 million cash. Bought a few extra tickets this time.

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good luck user

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What specifically was wrong with your attitude?

Got this same speech. Fags get butthurt because I don’t take shit from people.

If you make it, post Amazon Gift Cards in this thread plz.
>Satire, Satire. I'm not begging, Jannies

You're better off buying a suicide stack than boomer tickets if you can afford it. The chances of Bitcoin mooning again are much higher than winning the lottery.

Time and time again, I found that I'm always rewarded in the work place by completely not giving a shit about anything. Give bullshit answers to bullshit questions, spend as much time in the break room as everyone else, always do just above the bare minimum, etc. Your coworkers will love you.

Also, both of you gentlemen have some fine repeating digits.

>Have Masters in Accounting
>Get first job ever (literally ever) through girl who's an accounting manager at some small company who was in my grad program.
>Within 6 months I'm moved from payroll to actual accounting clerk
>CFO is an asshole 80yr old Boston Boomer who constantly belittles me and makes me feel stupid. No training whatsoever.
>My naive prolonged adolescent self is incredibly green, and shaking like a wet noodle under this guy's abuse.
>Senior Accountant lady takes me under her wing and starts showing me the ropes. We hit it off and build a good working relationship.
>I learned my job, have excelled at collecting over $1 million dollars in Accounts Receivable, done great at invoicing, booking journal entries, reconciling the inter-company accounts between our various entities etc.
>CFO and Manager HATE the Senior Accountant lady. They HATE that she knows what she's doing, and that I get along with her.
>During my performance review accounting manager girl tells me; "We all love you, legit the entire company, all the departments and the owners themselves. We're all on your side. You're doing great at your job, nobody in that chair has done it as well as you. You're getting a raise and we want you to be on track for promotion...Buttttt....we've noticed some personality changes and attitude changes.
>Basically, I talk to much to the Senior and ask her for help too much. I'm not a pushover anymore, I stand up for myself now and hold my ground.

have this same problem
i'm way nicer to people than they are to me but there's a massive male/female double-standard

To top it off, I requested vacation right before this happened. The next day she comes up to my desk.
>A-user, I found this Monster Energy in the break room! I-I know you're the Monster Energy guy haha! Here ya go!
>S-So can we split your vacation, and you just take a few days of it? Cuz we don't have a backup to do invoicing, we're not sure how to use your new streamlined process...heheh

Anyone else experience this?
Basically working by myself whole day. I clock in and start working, see the manager like once a day, half the time doesn't say hi. Never asks or gives feedback, no recognition or appreciation. Never enough time to finish job, never helps just says "you get done what you get done". Never says bye when leaving.

Shit work place/manager? or am i expecting too much?

Unless you're in desperate need of help and training, that sounds like a dream to me.

>wake up
>anxiety sets in
>pain all throughout the body
>please...Lord have mercy on me
>go through the standard morning routine, caffeine flowing, pain is lessened a little
>arrive at work
>"user, when you get finished with those emails, I need you to to do a deep dive to find the root cause on this customer return, have a paper written up detailing every step along the way before you report back to me"
>"...ok..sure...no problem.."
>*continuous mental and physical pain for the next 8 hours*
>4:30 approaches
>heh, not much longer until I'm out of the cage
>"user we need you to schedule a meeting with our customer for tonight from 7-8pm, make sure to take meeting notes since I won't be able to make it"
>"...ok..sure...no problem.."
>get home
>scarf down a bland meal of rice and beans
>endure another hour of post cage mental torture
>collapse on the bed from exhaustion
>*beep beep beep*

I have a friend in a similar situation. By all accounts he's a non confrontational pussy, however he's so autistically good at his job he's turned into an asshole at the job because he's got so much leverage now. Which is good, because his office is full of egotistical normies who gave him shit for months until he worked his way up, now he has those fuckers in the palm of his hand

I agree with the coke trips

assuming you were fatherless or had a shit dad that raised you to be a soi boi little zoomer bitch

ill be your dad for you:
learn to take feedback you fucking child

You'll never excel past where you are if you dont

Also, your mother and I are fuckin tonight. Early bed and no dinner for you!

lol wtf people are back in offices now? you stupid wagies, play the fucking coronacard. if they fire you then sit on unemployment and collect your $1000 weekly.

you fucking retards deserve to wage

In a few short years stories like these will become a thing of the past as we change the way trust is considered in society. No one will care for chit chat n fitting in because of social distancing and working from home. Discourse will be the only thing that matters. Welcome to the meritocracy anons

I appreciate the tip. I am trying to correct the perceived behavior and change, for my own sake. Some of it was valid I admit, but I can't help but shake the feeling that something's deeply unfair about telling me the quality of my work is excellent yet negging me for 3x as long about my "personality changes".

Dream on child

Today I finally opened up and asked my boss to mentor me. She liked the idea and we had a nice chat about my performance. Said we should take it up again in July (make it a monthly thing). She literally told me that I have nothing to improve on, it's just a matter of learning more about the business.

Does this mean I'm getting promoted or...? Raises this year were cancelled due to covid, though this decision came from above her of course.

I'd have to fake a doctors note. It's not as easy as you think. Plus the good UE ends in like 2 months anway.

> 9:00Am Hello can you hear me?
> 9:02Am Hello?
> 9:04Am Hello?
> 9:05 am: Hi user! I'm here! Only 8 more people until scrum starts.
> * Scrum master chews for 5 mins with mic on *
> 9:10am: Well now that everyone is on line, user #8 what did you do yesterday and what will you do today?
> * 50 minutes later *
> user #1 thanks for joining us on time! What did you do yesterday and what do you plan on doing today?

I called my manager out a bunch of times during meetings just because I knew he was all talk, he spoke the HR language to get hired, didn't know shit about the job, and the comfy thing was he knew it, his manager knew it, everyone in the meetings knew it, so eventually he just stopped coming to the meetings. I left soon after I burned through my sick leave and vacation time and they threw me a massive party, decked out my wagecage with balloons and confetti, he left and just got handshakes.

Kicker: he left for an even higher paying job, I left to sidestep into a new place for basically the same pay. He won.

Mentors are very important, and you're lucky she's open to it. If you follow up and make a genuine effort, you're likely on promotion track, but don't take it for granted.

HOW THE FUCK

what normie tier bullshit did i just read? I am sorry did you forgot where reddit is?

That's the most black-pilling thing I've learned fellow wage-user. Skill at the job is the base requirement, advancement is mostly dependent on HR buzzwords, charisma and credentialism.

Soon to be lottery winner thread.

There's nothing wrong about earning a day's wages.

>tiddlywinks terrorist extremists and a fucking ambulance

11%

So heres the thing, if you actually have talent you should be trying to get a new job always. Always have feelers out, always have an exit. The confidence you have when you know you can literally walk across the street for a better deal is tremendous. Only shitters cower before the boss. People who can hack it use their boss as a bullshit shield and a stepping stool into better things.

>tiddlywinks terrorist extremists and a fucking ambulance
Wut? Esplain

Yeah, I won't take it for granted. I was just shocked at her words. I imagined that she'd have a long list of stuff I needed to improve on. On top of that list I imagined would be stuff like "you need to speak more during meetings" and "you need to socialize a little more". Maybe she's literally the kind of person who does not give two shits about that bullshit so she doesn't even notice.

I think I'm lucky, so I'll work hard for that promotion. She's really my boss' boss so a promotion would really entail me working directly for her so I'd be able to bypass a lot of the more bs tasks that I dislike about the job.

>he doesn't make $1,000 a day from wage cucking

Yeah, there is. It sucks ass to have to get some check from some man to feed you and your kin. Fuck that power structure. I’m so close to financial independence and not having to play the stupid fuck fuck games anymore.

i got a just doing big 4 audit. i had a massive bitch of a senior who bitched me the fuck out when we were working on an out of town client. straight up saying shit about "i don't like your attitude," "we're on the same side," "fucking get it together," because i was treating her like a cunt for giving me 0 direction, keeping us at the shithole client site until 8 pm, etc.

took all i had to bite my tongue and not threaten to cut her fucking throat and leave her face down in a ditch 300 miles from our home office. not even joking.

i quit 10 months later. fuck the big 4 and fuck public accounting.

Okay boomer
You really think things are going to go back to water cooler chats like boomer normal? And we all play boomer dressup just for the sake of keeping up appearances lmao we have the tech to work remotely. Fuck your socializing bs

Did she want your willy?

im a finance major looking to become a financial analyst after i graduate, is the pay good?, what am i in for?

regret and remorse of conscience.

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how so?

i don't know. she had nice tits but was chubby. she was nice to me after that meltdown she had. and she gave me good performance reviews. never worked with her on another engagement but i saw her in the office every now and then. she would say hi to me, i would stare at her autistically and give her a cold and flat hello.

had a gook woman senior give me the same bullshit but without the yelling. "you have a bad attitude, don't complain" when i bitched about having to fly out Sunday 9 PM from philly, land in Los Angeles at like midnight, and not get to the hotel until 2 AM, and then work 12 hours a fucking day until flying back Friday evening and landing in Philly at 1 AM on Saturday.

big 4 is full of fucking loser wagies, especially the women. fuck public accounting.