coinfess.
COINFESS
3x'd an eth on h3x and immediately spent it all on steroids
I’m a filthy nocoiner who missed the boat but still haunt this place for reasons I don’t quite understand
Gave half of one of my BTCs to my neighbor's daughter and her friend for a weekend of fun cause I'm a filthy coomer. I should have invested in better birth control.
its still time.
am just gonna pay taxes on my crypto so i dont get in trouble
Everything. OK, I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out!
but the worst thing I ever done: I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. And I never felt so bad in my entire life!
I made huge gains on ESH and sold before the huge dump. But after loosing money on ANJ, XGM, and a making a small profit off of curio I decided to play it safe and missed out on STA and h3x.
I lie that I'm rich on Zig Forums and I only give bad advice to anons.
why do you do that user?