COINFESS

coinfess.

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3x'd an eth on h3x and immediately spent it all on steroids

I’m a filthy nocoiner who missed the boat but still haunt this place for reasons I don’t quite understand

Gave half of one of my BTCs to my neighbor's daughter and her friend for a weekend of fun cause I'm a filthy coomer. I should have invested in better birth control.

its still time.

am just gonna pay taxes on my crypto so i dont get in trouble

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Everything. OK, I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out!

but the worst thing I ever done: I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. And I never felt so bad in my entire life!

I made huge gains on ESH and sold before the huge dump. But after loosing money on ANJ, XGM, and a making a small profit off of curio I decided to play it safe and missed out on STA and h3x.

I lie that I'm rich on Zig Forums and I only give bad advice to anons.

why do you do that user?

STA is wildly down so there's plenty of time if you believe in it

when moon guys. I cant take it anymore.

bought bitcoin yesterday

I bought GNUS

i sold all my chainlink 2 days ago

bought $3000 worth of Chainlink at .28

a few days passed and I proceeded to chase pump and dumps for the following weeks.

Would've been well in the green by now.

Now here we are again, back for the ride.

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I'm atm "stuck" in STA as a whale, but I feel way better than I did when I missed out on ESH/Ghost completely. I genuinely wanted to end my life right there.
At most I'm butthurt I can't swing trade to give my mother an instant 400k. The waiting is killing me.

I also don't have any cash right now, should learn to pull out some 3-5k gains. I did diversify in some tokens with 1k and I'm making some okay gains (7 months worth of salary in my country)

But you know what will I do if I make a 900k? give it all to my mother and my cousin and then die. Dying was my original plan and what my brain seems to react nicely to with happy sensations.

I finally half understand Markus Persson/Notch not doing shit with his money. Lots of pressure, responsibility, requiring intelligence and talent most people don't possess. He joked on Twitter to buy Zig Forums.
I'd use my money to live through others instead of living for myself. I'd only use it to feed off your positive reactions.

If I do have 300 million dollars I will feel obligated to buy Zig Forums, fund small projects, create and be artistic and fund my dream cartoonist team. And then half my brain wants to say "Fuck this gay world, just quit it"

I genuinely understand both people who FEEL obligated to make a change in their world with their money and the depressed billionaires. No in betweens.

you need a hug fren?

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i found out about chainlink when it was .80 and only bought about $100 worth. LINK was babbys first crypto

I want to believe you but I don’t.

I made like 6 uniswap exitscams this week

Based

I inadvertently led others astray and directly into the maw of another shitcoin pump and dump.

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I sold dip GHOST to buy ATH STA and now GHOST is ATH and STA is dip. I'm about to fucking burst into treats

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Don’t chase pumps. Get in early. Pick a target. And get out. Don’t get too attached to your shitcoin of the week.

yeah I learned something but still feel like shit

i cant stop selling early, entering again. not selling the top, buying the falling knife. and selling again. Lost half of my stack of currently moonlng coin

Ever try Christianity man? Might change your life.

I have my own religion/philosophy to spread and fund.

I bought FMA a then saw the website.
But worst of all.. I am trying swing a Link. I betrayed Dmitriy.

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I bought 10k KCS at $7 and never sold any of them. am I going to make it during the next big altszn anons? in a gold rush you buy shovels RIGHT ANONS?

chckd

I sell my link stack at exactly 10:30am and rebuy that same link stack the next day at exactly 8:30pm every day regardless if I profit or not

Zig Forums shilled me a shitcoin called GNX, i went in with 500 euros, now it lost 99% of its value or something. It was my first and last time listening to Zig Forums.

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