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Double down on IVR or what? We in that ass

$wufu

Based

I've just returned from crashing the market for a week. Whatever could the announcement be?

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It's the statistics of an approximately normal distribution, don't think too hard about it
There is a probability of rare events occurring among some of the population at all times
What would be really strange is if this activity suddenly stopped

> Chinese buy buy buy, artificially inflate random shit stock
> Dumb westerners and algorithms that don't know better buy in
> Shit penny stock is now artificially high
> Chinese sell out for profit

I keep looking at the bigger picture to calm myself down, but this crash is not calming me down.

Does anyone know what company’s make Shock Wave Lithotripsy or (ESWL) extracorporeal shock wave lithotripsy?

UCO...what's the deal, swing trade or buy and hold

When is the next futures update or is it euro time?