Whale here

I remember i was buying Molly and roids in 2014 with bitcoin being like 600 or somth. 2010 i wanted to buy 1k worth but my retarded ass couldn't figure out how to use a wallet...2016 a friend told me to buy eth i didn't. Friend got a corvette. I need redemption fella what is this shit coin arghh

I was going to buy bitcoin at $1 after hearing mr max kaiser rant about but went and spent my last $15 on some weed instead. Now I'm a poorfag.