I miss having sex bros

2h

I am 26 years old and I never even kissed a girl

21 years olds
>21 years

About 7 to 8 years

You missed the boat. Sex and making out will never be as fun as it was when you were a teen with raging hormones and high levels of serotonin.

this
I'm 31 and sex rarely bothers me even though I didn't get laid much.
I mean it's a thing, but like everyday every-other thing is sex, so you know...

Grazed a boob of some old hag with my elbow on accident 8 years ago in a grocery store, that's about it.

>match a cute girl 8/10 on tinder
>text a bit, immediately set up a date for the next day
>already got closer to her, but didn't manage to get a kiss
>drove her home, didn't invite me in, wished me a good night
>goddamn it i fucked up
>texts me 10 mins later and suggests that we should cook together and watch netflix
>holy fuck i did everything right
>met again 2 days later, had sex with her, was awesome
>did this for a week, then she said that she can't do this anymore and said sorry
>i'm actually happy that I didn't have to tell her that I don't want a gf and that she "dumped" me, thinking it's making me feel bad
>actually i feel good about it
>had a few times sex and didn't even have to think about how to dump her for the next hoe
that was awesome. all the other girls immediately get feelings and want to bind you for a relationship where I always have to dump them which feels kinda bad

Ok.

i have a hard time keeping it hard since I was over 30 girls in their 20s laugh at me. Wasted my 20s not getting laid enough.