/smg/ shit man, go away

Some Tea Before the Battle
Edition

>/smg/ is the titties
>I'm here just sucking all the milk I can get
>if you don't like it, it's your own fault


Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/hand-holding/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Wife Market
danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=wide_hips thick_thighs

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

>Previous Thread

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Jesus is your only salvation. Apologize and beg to be reborn a man of righteousness.

market go down

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>RhoVac

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It’s getting worse boys...another DOW -1800????

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divvies are your friend for early retirement

ARE YOU OKAY MUMU???? MUMU? ARE YOU OKAY

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When will you learn to stop betting against America and that the line goes up?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT FUCKING STOP

DAVE PORTNOY TOLD ME WE ARE GOING UP