/smg/ shit man, go away

Some Tea Before the Battle
Edition

>/smg/ is the titties
>I'm here just sucking all the milk I can get
>if you don't like it, it's your own fault


Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/hand-holding/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Wife Market
danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=wide_hips thick_thighs

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

>Previous Thread

Attached: __himekaidou_hatate_touhou_drawn_by_kamukamu_ars__eb6c9b2a10d1cf6fe4934a7f91ed873f.png (829x900, 363.37K)

Jesus is your only salvation. Apologize and beg to be reborn a man of righteousness.

market go down

Attached: canada.jpg (1121x981, 169.38K)

...

>RhoVac

Attached: 1586007699681.png (1158x1328, 2.5M)

It’s getting worse boys...another DOW -1800????

Attached: 3422FE8B-BBB5-45CC-BD6E-07A913D8BF1B.png (750x1334, 1.14M)

divvies are your friend for early retirement

ARE YOU OKAY MUMU???? MUMU? ARE YOU OKAY

Attached: Screenshot_20200615-000115.jpg (1440x808, 290.03K)

When will you learn to stop betting against America and that the line goes up?

Attached: mumu.png (607x608, 344.84K)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT FUCKING STOP

DAVE PORTNOY TOLD ME WE ARE GOING UP

where's the guy from an hour ago saying it wouldn't go under 25000 ever again

I'm banking on the second wave this week being total bullshit.

Attached: 0F853EFB-F40F-4AA0-8566-BE023C36586A.png (1242x2208, 443.23K)

literal circuit breaker tomorrow

down nearly 2% is not fucking normal, shit's about to get bad

ah, here's a good quote from somewhere in my memory
>time is the only truly finite resource
If you take 500k to not have to work for sustenance, you've now allocated yourself with more of your finite resources to invest in yourself.

Now you're being retarded again.
>nobody has to pay you 3% or 8% from at&t
they're not guaranteed payments, but "conventional wisdom" says that you can safely assume a 2.7% withdraw from your retirement savings account should be sustainable and your account will continue to grow.
>money doesnt grow on trees dude
No, the equities, shares of a corporation, are supposed to give you exposure to the profits of the entity.
>if you think you can just retire by flicking your money into a fund after a certain amount of time i dont think the world works like that
It can, and you must be baiting. I can't believe you're this... out there.
>theyre not going to pay you unless youre doing something
You own a share which was originally purchased from the company to raise funds for their investment.
>its possible but thats temporary as long as theyre winning
this is where the index comes from and where the idea of diversification comes from.

based and nice

>i take the risk

yes you do take the risk

when at&t goes bankrupt you lose that 500k you worked 30 years for

so tell me again how is that not mentally ill?

you could literally buy vending machines and pay some kid 10$ an hour to go fill them up once a week

but nope you would rather make 6% and risk losing 500k because you wanted to lazily chuck your money into the laziest business possible of just hoping they send you free money

Attached: miapiics-1243318683922862080-1.jpg (2048x1417, 354.01K)

can I make it on 30k a year if I don't spend my money on normie consumer products?

If everything starts to shit the bed in the morning, can I just buy a bunch of SDS, DXD, or QID to cancel out the dip?

It is, but probably takes two week to filter through

I do about 95% of the time. Not now though. Line go down.

Attached: 2c7cab8f02538d8d.jpg (1280x720, 85.2K)

get your argument straight. you're super pissed and super inconsistent.

Attached: 1571045679550.png (1000x1001, 1.21M)

>market down 2% and bears floating

Yikes and cringepilled

Jesus it's still going down

Attached: 1585015003040.jpg (397x398, 21.56K)

>Imagine, if you will, being so completely and utterly retarded that you have purchased anything but puts on the major indices in the last two weeks...

On a side note, these generals have turned to shit since I stopped making them. Very sad.

Attached: the-twilight-zone-rod-serling-promo.jpg (1200x630, 47.27K)

The new cold war is largely going to come down to who dominates what happens under the waves. To me, it's telling we haven't heard much about submersible drone programs. It means they're still being developed

Whichever company would be involved in R&D for this technology is very likely to benefit

Good covered calls this week:
SWBI = Smith and Wesson, earnings call this week. Guns will be hot as fear boils up.
KR = Kroger, earnigns report this week. Kroger was unaffected by the dip and people will always want food, a solid hold.

Others:
CCL = Big risk/reward on earnings report this week
OLN = Ammo manufacturer

Attached: 1590868537969.jpg (4096x2367, 747.64K)

the original drummer from Dream Theater?

>Line go down.
Line goes up. Never down.
For your lack of faith in America you pay a fine.

Attached: Unlimited BRRRRRRRR works.png (718x720, 251.25K)

I sold last tuesday. Literally everything. 47% increase since april. In anticipation of another crash. But I’m poor and only had my Trump bucks as capital.

I warned you fucking morons so many times. I tried to help. You are too dumb to be saved and I hope you think of me before you step off the chair.

Attached: F4DE37B1-B0A5-43CD-8718-9990CABFAF50.jpg (791x1024, 71.77K)

HOLY SHIT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Attached: 2020-06-14_22-05-47.jpg (588x644, 50.79K)

Obviously I will keep monitoring at&t if there is any risk of them going bankrupt.
If something happens my stop loss will save me and I can just take my funds into another dividend company.
I also have my other growth stock (chainlink) to help me out in the future.
I feel my retirement plan is pretty solid. I don't want to waste my time making pennies from a vending machine when I could be chilling in southeast asia instead.

You do realize that is 7% right? Not gonna happen you dumbfuck.

Space is probably more important alongside AI.

BIG RED DILDOS

>bullcucks coping so hard on these futures when they continue to drop by the second
>"its only 1%
>"its only 2%
keep huffing that copium faggots.

S&P down 2%

Attached: bobo-laughing-chart-going-down.jpg (560x448, 84.05K)

Holy fucking shit just give me your money now, ahahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Diversify you idiot.
>Pick an index or few etfs and different finacial devices to spread risk
>Buy in over a long period of time to spread risk.

I am financially ruined

Attached: 1592172087974.gif (480x360, 3.7M)

I closed 35 spy 300 6/17 contracts on Friday morning because I was scared of the printer. Fook me.

Attached: A0FF793F-24D0-428A-A5F3-3202130B0C35.jpg (1080x1072, 423.19K)