/RST/ Resume Help Thread

/RST/ Post a safe copy of your resume
Have others grade them
Tips on making it better
PLEASE I JUST WANT A JOB

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somebody
PLEASE LOOK AT MINE
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I'm willing to hang out here for a while given this is Zig Forumsness, is this actually your resume?

Actually never mind this has to be a fucking joke resume. If this is actually yours, buy LinkedIn premium and reach out to multiple recruiters for help on your resume.
This shit looks like a macaroni necklace and I'd never give it a moment's fucking notice.

is it really that bad?

Why do you have two associates degrees instead of a bachelor's?

the course requirements for the math was the design engineering degree plus first aid and a couple of other classes
I thought it would be cool to have both

It's really that bad. Sorry. Would love to help, but I think you should do what I suggested. Spend the $30/month and reach out to a recruiter on LinkedIn and get some feedback. This is an unhireable resume, honestly. It's clear you have some skills, I'll update below.
If you're in "IT" it doesn't really matter. A guy works above me that didn't finish high school and he's beyond brilliant. Literally an autistic psycho, but brilliant and does his job. Degrees mean nothing if you'r exceptional.

Applied for over 900 jobs with endless different resumes. Some of them 1 simple page , some 10 pages, some exaggerated to absurdity with every qualification explained in detail. Only got 10 replies, 8 interviews, and 0 job offers.

Can you copy and text a pastebin for me so I can reword stuff and shit? I'll literally rewrite your entire resume if you give it to me in a decent to manipulate plaintext.