30+ yo boomers only thread

How's your saturday going ?

Why is being a young professional boomer so comfy? Easier to get girls, already own a home and have several job offers to choose from with 20-30% higher salary if we wanted to

I'm 34 myself and life has never been better, gaining both house vaulue, in stocks and in crypto. No need to go out and get superdrunk every evening, just sitting here and enjoying a fine japanese whisky

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You're being preyed on by used up roasties who just want you for your money.

I took my fiancé's virginity in high school at 15 and we’re still together 5 years later. Get fucked boomer
>imaging not having a wife in your 30s

I mined bitcoin in 2009 and I never have to work a day in my life.
Get fucked zoomer, I could buy your wife

I have one since 2 years

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I'm 32 and haven't achieved anything in life

Cope
Based

Same.
I have plans for world domination by the time I'm 33 though.

>Gonna eat dinner with the folks and play with fireworks.
>Looking at which new credit card to abuse rewards and play the credit score game (820+).
>Make more money than I spend and no wants.
>House paid for, no car or credit card debt.
I forgot how bad it was in my 20's.

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same user
we will figure something out