30+ yo boomers only thread

How's your saturday going ?

Why is being a young professional boomer so comfy? Easier to get girls, already own a home and have several job offers to choose from with 20-30% higher salary if we wanted to

I'm 34 myself and life has never been better, gaining both house vaulue, in stocks and in crypto. No need to go out and get superdrunk every evening, just sitting here and enjoying a fine japanese whisky

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You're being preyed on by used up roasties who just want you for your money.

I took my fiancé's virginity in high school at 15 and we’re still together 5 years later. Get fucked boomer
>imaging not having a wife in your 30s

I mined bitcoin in 2009 and I never have to work a day in my life.
Get fucked zoomer, I could buy your wife

I have one since 2 years

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I'm 32 and haven't achieved anything in life

Cope
Based

Same.
I have plans for world domination by the time I'm 33 though.

>Gonna eat dinner with the folks and play with fireworks.
>Looking at which new credit card to abuse rewards and play the credit score game (820+).
>Make more money than I spend and no wants.
>House paid for, no car or credit card debt.
I forgot how bad it was in my 20's.

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same user
we will figure something out

Yeah, I'm 33. Paid off apartment. Can get the women easily but only downside is staying hard during sex. I think either porn has ruined me or I need some of the blue pills.

But got some investments too and work in a comfy bank job as a software developer.

Don't worry, it just gets better every year from now.

Lol imagine being married in 2020. Sucks to be you.

>Well into my career
>Old enough to be disciplined and work out regularly, stay fit
>Have my own place
>Since I have no wife, I keep all my money
>Bigger selection of women since I climbed the social ladder

get fucked dumbass, stay jelly!

Enjoy not having heirs

I'm 32 and my dick works fine. Cut back on the porn fren.

Did you try this? It's unironically nice and works for the mental thinking too

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Enjoy getting divorce raped lmao

how the heck you fellow boomers paid off a property already?
t. 32 just about to take out my first mortage

I’m 34, just got my first job since 2005 at a burger joint, been living off my schizo stipend, going to see ~20k cash after expenses (Medicaid + condo fee) this year if I don’t fuck up my job. Bought 7 shares of workhorse at 5$. Cashed out of robinhood with a 67 dollar profit. Switching to Webull. Rich Asian wife. Paying off a Amazon store card in collection since 2012 tomorrow. Then my other 8500 debt I accrued under accuse schizophrenic symptoms. Started taking my meds again 3 days ago. At least I’m not sharing needles in a tent.

Imagine not being able to easily get along with someone. Your life will be empty and meaningless

I guess we started early, early 20s, get a property and mortgage and pay it off with six figure salaries over those years.

>Imagine buying into a system that fucks you at every turn
>Imagine believing you need this system to have meaningful relationships
Absolute cuckery

Ya bro

never seen it before but will look into it, thanks

>if only you knew how comfy things really are

I haven't paid off mine, but I sold an apartment with 150% gains then put those gains into a house and have a 350k mortgage I pay like 700 euro per month for

Same age and I’ve never been hornier. Check your test levels and cut back on the porn. Porn is trash.

Mommy and Daddy.

I'd wait two more years for the slight chance clown world doesn't win (again). But housecucks do make a point to get in before hyperinflation takes full effect and you get a house for the cost of a single meal.

It’s true. You are a faceless bank account to them. You’ll see.

I'm 31 years old. I've got 2 college degrees and a comfy healthcare job that pays me $165k per year. Not much luck with the ladies though :(
I've got the day off, so I'm chilling alone at home for Independence Day.

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I've had the same problem since I was like 26. It's definitely the porn and jacking off. Boner pills help to get it up but then it becomes more difficult to finish.

Have a comfy job in the crypto sector, accumulating crypto, 40k in savings, bought link at 21c, still holding. Thinking about buying some metals. Sold my condo last year but thinking about buying another property in a few years as I just moved to west coast. Being a 30 year old boomer is pretty comfy so far

Make about 80k year and still live with parents at 31. Would like to buy a house in cash in the next two years, hoping shit crashes a little but it probably won't. I'm a manlet so dont care about living with parents forever, I never get laid anyways. Fat stack of drugs is coming today and I am getting a new motorcycle soon. Hopefully I can go back to being a comfy NEET recluse in the future.

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