How come he never got laid?

How come he never got laid?

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He did just offscreen.

>implying

Rin probably gave him some the slut

>He doesn’t know

HAHAHAHAHA
Don’t tell Obito guys, he will sperg out and start another war

He knows the shadow clone technique

Nigga has to literally use a mask to not be mobbed by fangirls. You bet your ass he got some.

Why no wife or kids then?

His sperm swims in circles.

pullout game strong

He doesn't need a wife and probably vaporizes his cum with his raiton as soon as he shoots

If Obito was a girl, he’d be laid by now.

2Dfag in-universe. Puts on a mask to begone thots.

W-what happened?

>t. Obito

He fucked the ramen shop girl every other day.

He probably fucks Iruka

>He doesn't need a wife
He's one of the biggest woobies in the series. Kakashi most definitely deserved finding love after such a hellish selfless life.

I was expecting Kakashi to get some cunn in Boruto but he barely shows up in the anime and hasn't even made a single appearance in the manga. SAD.

What the hell is the relation between getting laid and wanting to fuckin marry and/or procreate? Your niggas are weird.

Real answer is Rin's death fucked him up. He's reads that porn book to cope with the lack of women in his life.

Sasuke was right

This, he's a sneak incel.

Well I wouldn't call him incel because if someday he wanted to fuck someone, he easily would. He's kinda voluntary.

You should learn what Incel actually means, incel

Was it ever explained how he got into the Icha Ichai series? I can't fathom him being the type to read that, either as pre-Obito proto-Sasuke arrogant kid or post-Obito PTSD wreck.

He's a based volcel chad

Probably Jiraiya? Seeing how Kakashi had been the apprentice of his apprentice and all, Jiraiya could have sent one for him and he just went full escapism.

Kek

Like anyone else who gets into something, he probably just picked it up one day.

Do you think Jiraiya ever took Nagato/Kakashi/Naruto to a Brothel?

Seems like the kind of sensei that would take his students to a whorehouse to get their dicks sucken after a day of training

So he's like everyone ITT, with the difference that none of us killed a friend in our youth I hope