Please anons, anyone, just give me 0.005 ETH so I can trade. I went into this shit as a total newfag to buy chainlink meme, but now this stupid app doesn't allow me to do anything without ETH. I promise to return it to anyone who gives it.
>inb4 why don't you just buy it yourself
Because my mom monitors my bank account and I already had to lie to her when she noticed the first time.
Tldr: gib just 0.005 ETH pl0x
And yes I know I shouldn't beg, hope jannies don't see this or whatever.
t. Autist
how much link are u trying to buy
Forgot to post:
0xCb50861666354F41261296D6e0E2C5429D05adb5
I already bought a bit more than 5 link at almost the highest price.
Gonna need to see some ID. Don't want my ETH funding Al Qaeda or something
You have to be 18 to post here
I am not brown, I swear.
I'm basically 18, gonna go back to lurking after this shit.
Post a picture of your mom and I’ll send it right now
How the fuck are you going to buy chainlink if you don't even have eth.