Please anons, anyone, just give me 0.005 ETH so I can trade. I went into this shit as a total newfag to buy chainlink meme, but now this stupid app doesn't allow me to do anything without ETH. I promise to return it to anyone who gives it.
>inb4 why don't you just buy it yourself
Because my mom monitors my bank account and I already had to lie to her when she noticed the first time.
Tldr: gib just 0.005 ETH pl0x
And yes I know I shouldn't beg, hope jannies don't see this or whatever.
t. Autist
how much link are u trying to buy
Forgot to post:
0xCb50861666354F41261296D6e0E2C5429D05adb5
I already bought a bit more than 5 link at almost the highest price.
Gonna need to see some ID. Don't want my ETH funding Al Qaeda or something
You have to be 18 to post here
I am not brown, I swear.
I'm basically 18, gonna go back to lurking after this shit.
Post a picture of your mom and I’ll send it right now
How the fuck are you going to buy chainlink if you don't even have eth.
Okay. Please user :3
I bought chainlink on a website and transferred it to Exodus wallet, bur I didn't know it requires ETH to trade at all.
Lmao my ID changed because I switched to mobile data probably.
One more so I know you didn’t pull off interweb
>basically 18
get rekt newfag
thats a man
Sneak a photo of her in underwear while shes sleeping tonight and I swear I’ll send you one full
He sent it. Gib ETH
>crop
>NO ETH YET
Delet this
how do i delete a thread?
You guys are so mean.
Last offer, I'll give 2 times as much to anyone who just fucking send it.
Fuck it's time to rope..
What a milf
/thread
dumbass newfag
just use uniswap
Sent ;)
OP best advice for you. Don't touch the LINK. Just don't. You can add to the stack, but don't trade it. You're gonna thank me and yourself in 1 year.
Hope this works.
Yeah sure faggot
Alright user, hope you're right.
>I'm basically 18
Based. Dont trade link OP
you need eth to move erc-20 tokens lmao user post another pic of your mom shes pretty hot, I will send you the eth
>I'm basically 18
I dont have any more pictures, sorry. But it's okay if you send it anyway :)
Tell your mom to fuck off you pussy.
go take a candid pic of her, I have made so much money the last few days on shitcoin I will send you 0.01