> Be me > On the new Stakenet DEX > DEX syncs stuff > "Price check on XSN" > Stare at the screen awkwardly > I look more closely it says "$10" > Ask myself if I need any bags > Tell myself louder than I need to "I have enough bags" > Realize I didn't buy any bags when it was cheap > Begin to fart > I'm watching the price closely > Now it says "$100" > It was only a dollar yesterday > I get frustrated and shit my pants > Try and recover "umm I need to clean this up" > I put my hand into my pants and shit falls out > Its all over the floor and on my hands > More shit falls out as I try and pick it up > Get anxious and step on shit > I wipe the shit off and sit back down > I try to joke with myself "today can't get anymore shittier " > My dog comes sprinting in > I call out to my dog and accidentally step on shit again > Dog starts taking a dump on the floor > I say "no bad dog" as i stand up > I slip on the shit and fall over > Dog comes up and pisses on me > Pull out my phone and try buy XSN > No internet connection > Get even more frustrated and stand up covered in shit and piss > Cry and run to the bathroom
All I had to do was buy XSN when Zig Forums told me to.
Hey guys just wanted to let know you know. XSN is a great project, their DEX is better than everyone else's. Their Aggregator makes binance niggers shit themselves, yet they still do not understand how it works. >*Seething intensifies* SUCK ON MY BIG XSNCHAD DICK BITCH. THIS SHIT IS GOING TO $1000+ LONG TERM. THINK ABOUT THE ENTIRE CRYPTO SPACE LONG TERM. It's important to understand why XSN is such a great amazing moonshot. XSN will be the first DEX to have lightning/raiden swaps. Since lightning and raiden are off-chain, congestion issues suffered on on-chain DEXs such as UNISWAP, will not occur. XSN is good shit.
